The Official (And Original) Random Thread--It's BACK, biotches!! — Page 74

#1826

Hamsters & guinea pigs...

Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:32pm

And I do miss ya lots, Guids. Straight guys are an endangered species around here.

Tiff, if you visit Guido I insist that you come see me.

#1827

Hamsters & guinea pigs...

Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:33pm

How bout if she comes to see me, we can both come visit you?

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#1828

Hamsters & guinea pigs...

Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:35pm

Can you restrain yourselves for a bit? I know you're gonna be quite... happy to see her... on your honeymoon, but none of that in front of my virgin eyes, alrighty?

Delphie, what were you gonna say?

#1829

Hamsters & guinea pigs...

Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:37pm

*parachutes in*

Howdy doody folks!
What thrilling things have you been up to today?

#1830

Hamsters & guinea pigs...

Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:37pm

Hi Ellie! Hi Delph!

Wow it's a little party up in here! Where's everyone else to join in the festivities?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#1831

Hamsters & guinea pigs...

Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:38pm

I didn't say we were gonna borrow your bed....I said we'd come and visit.

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#1832

Hamsters & guinea pigs...

Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:40pm

Well, I just meant that I hoped you could keep your hands off your hot wife for a minute and talk to me.

Ellie! Yay!

#1833

Hamsters & guinea pigs...

Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:42pm

well, I'm sure we can arrange something.

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#1834

Hamsters & guinea pigs...

Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:43pm

I think Som is a bit frightened at the probability of this actually happening.

No worries, again, ain't no way I'm going to your stupid state! Although Guido, you'll be VERY impressed--I learned a new town in Ohio! Really! ::proud::

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#1835

Hamsters & guinea pigs...

Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:43pm

No, Tiff, I hate to tell you this but Timbuktu is not actually in Ohio.

#1836

Hamsters & guinea pigs...

Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:44pm

see...how good of a wife will she be? she won't even come see me.

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#1837

Hamsters & guinea pigs...

Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:46pm

Oh yeah, cuz you guys are like, stampeding to come to Vancouver! (Might I add we're getting electricity installed next month, and the planes will start landing once the snow's cleared. Just watch out for dem polar bears!)

And Som! We're Liberals here! (That's the Cdn equivalent of Democrats.) You'll be at home!

And guido...you'll be in...hell.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#1838

Hamsters & guinea pigs...

Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:48pm

no i won't....cuz I don't have political conversations with people I don't know

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#1839

Hamsters & guinea pigs...

Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:51pm

True.

But you know us! And you'll suffer our wrath. Kind of. Fine, no sex for you!

Mwahaha. Mwahahahaha! MWAHAHAHAHA!! Ha. Ha...

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#1840

Hamsters & guinea pigs...

Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:51pm

Guido, I think you're on the wrong board... everything is politics here.

Tiff, I don't do well with cold. And someone's got to stay and vote Democrat! Or at least not for a whackjob like W.

#1841

Hamsters & guinea pigs...

Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:52pm

No Nia, everything is Broadway here. The others just make it political.

and no sex for me?....you have no idea what you're missing out on.

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#1842

Hamsters & guinea pigs...

Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:54pm

Oh I'm sure it's just a small problem.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#1843

Hamsters & guinea pigs...

Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:55pm

All this graphic conjugal talk is making me feel queasy...

#1844

Hamsters & guinea pigs...

Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:55pm

Broadway and liberal-ness walk hand-in-left-hand, or so it would seem.

Well, if that's the case Tiff, then I don't have anything to worry about when you all stop by.

#1845

Hamsters & guinea pigs...

Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:55pm

that's what you think.

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#1846

Hamsters & guinea pigs...

Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:57pm

Don't be jumping me now! I'm not legal.

#1847

Hamsters & guinea pigs...

Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:59pm

yeah...no jail time for me thanks.

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#1848

Hamsters & guinea pigs...

Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:59pm

I believe you're legal to watch!

So while we have Guido's undivided attention now, ladies, we should tell him in 20 words or less what he's missed in the last 2 weeks on bww!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#1849

Hamsters & guinea pigs...

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:00pm

who said you have my undivided attention?

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#1850

Hamsters & guinea pigs...

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:01pm

Legal to watch? Hon, if I'm gonna be seeing live porn it better involve Ad- nevermind.

twenty words or less? Uh... anyone wanna take this?