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#1876

Hamsters & guinea pigs...

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:24pm

I'm sticking with the wifey on this one.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD
#1877

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:25pm

Okay so typical day at the counter, also near the end of the summer so we had tourists and visitors and new immigrants galore.

We also had this Slovenian couple who had come in illegally a couple of years ago, and when we were about to deport them, they tried to seek refugee status. So we had to appease their right to a refugee hearing, which takes about a year and a half. Since we were pretty confident they weren't gonna flee (I mean, are they gonna LEAVE CANADA when they're trying to stay?), we didn't detain them in the interim.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

Updated On: 11/7/04 at 11:25 PM

#1879

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:26pm

wow....fun at the work-place. Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD
#1880

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:27pm

I like mayo, ketchup and mustard on my sandwiches. Doesn't matter what the filling is. And with that, brb. I want a sandwich. Or a mini-chocolate bar. Has anyone noticed how TINY those H-ween sized ones are? It's retarded!!

Anyhoo...
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1881

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:28pm

So no eye-gouging?

And ketchup is liquid Satan.

Updated On: 11/7/04 at 11:28 PM

#1882

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:29pm

So the Slovenians lost their refugee hearing, let's say on August 1.

They didn't take it so well, and justing from past behavior, we had a feeling they weren't gonna show up for their flight back to Europe. So we arrested them - sorry, "detained" them on or around August 2, say, for the August 3 departure.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1883

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:29pm

me too honey...mayo, catsup, and mustard for me.

and I'm also in agreement on the halloween candy bars...it's a load of crap
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD
#1885

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:30pm

They used to be the length of like, my pinkie! Now I'm staring at this mini-Snickers incredulously and it's the size of HALF MY THUMB!!

Anyway...
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1886

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:31pm

So their flight was Aug 3 in the afternoon, so on Aug 2 in the morning, we move them into a detention cell (similar to the one the Korean Psycho was in) that's pretty much a plexiglass bubble room in our offices. They're allowed to keep their luggage with them. And in this luggage was a flip cell phone.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

Updated On: 11/7/04 at 11:31 PM

#1887

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:32pm

Right so you put them up in a nice 5* hotel of their choice...OK maybe not...a 5* detention cell?

Updated On: 11/7/04 at 11:32 PM

#1888

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:32pm

oh my, i know honey. that's ridiculous
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD
#1889

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:33pm

So, they're in the fishbowl with a cell phone... what are they gonna do, play Tetris?
#1890

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:33pm

It's so tiny! I swear I didn't even taste the little bugger!

Anyway, so yeah, if by 5* you mean cement 6x8 room with a cot and a metal toilet and sink.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1893

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:35pm

Well, we didn't realize at the time that they weren't as voluntarily leaving as they claimed. They had been screaming and crying and pulling hair and begging to every officer to help them out, blah, blah, blah. I mean, you would normally sympathize because you think it's because of something truly horrible at home, and sometimes it is. But a lot of the time, it's just pure selfishness and hedonism (look it up kids) that make them not want to go through the legitimate process to relocate to Canada.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1894

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:36pm

Ebonic, I'll give you a minute to catch up. I want that mayo/ketchup/mustard sandwich.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1895

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:37pm

bring me one too, honey? Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD
#1897

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:39pm

indeed, Nia...indeed.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD
#1898

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:40pm

I think it bears repeating, ketchup is liquid Satan.
And with mayo?
*vomits at the mere idea*
#1899

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:41pm

All i can say is "yummy"
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD
#1900

Tiff's Crazy Slovenians Story

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:41pm

Tiff, you need a raise
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain
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