The Official (And Original) Random Thread--It's BACK, biotches!!- Page 76

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:24pm

I'm sticking with the wifey on this one.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:25pm

Okay so typical day at the counter, also near the end of the summer so we had tourists and visitors and new immigrants galore.

We also had this Slovenian couple who had come in illegally a couple of years ago, and when we were about to deport them, they tried to seek refugee status. So we had to appease their right to a refugee hearing, which takes about a year and a half. Since we were pretty confident they weren't gonna flee (I mean, are they gonna LEAVE CANADA when they're trying to stay?), we didn't detain them in the interim.

Updated On: 11/7/04 at 11:25 PM

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:26pm

Guido, don't knock it 'til you try it.

*munches and reads*

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:26pm

wow....fun at the work-place.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:27pm

I like mayo, ketchup and mustard on my sandwiches. Doesn't matter what the filling is. And with that, brb. I want a sandwich. Or a mini-chocolate bar. Has anyone noticed how TINY those H-ween sized ones are? It's retarded!!

Anyhoo...

[Ellie3]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:28pm

So no eye-gouging?

And ketchup is liquid Satan. Updated On: 11/7/04 at 11:28 PM

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:29pm

So the Slovenians lost their refugee hearing, let's say on August 1.

They didn't take it so well, and justing from past behavior, we had a feeling they weren't gonna show up for their flight back to Europe. So we arrested them - sorry, "detained" them on or around August 2, say, for the August 3 departure.

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:29pm

me too honey...mayo, catsup, and mustard for me.

and I'm also in agreement on the halloween candy bars...it's a load of crap

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:29pm

Aw, I liked the gore.

I like sugar.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:30pm

They used to be the length of like, my pinkie! Now I'm staring at this mini-Snickers incredulously and it's the size of HALF MY THUMB!!

Anyway...

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:31pm

So their flight was Aug 3 in the afternoon, so on Aug 2 in the morning, we move them into a detention cell (similar to the one the Korean Psycho was in) that's pretty much a plexiglass bubble room in our offices. They're allowed to keep their luggage with them. And in this luggage was a flip cell phone.

Updated On: 11/7/04 at 11:31 PM

[Ellie3]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:32pm

Right so you put them up in a nice 5* hotel of their choice...OK maybe not...a 5* detention cell? Updated On: 11/7/04 at 11:32 PM

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:32pm

oh my, i know honey. that's ridiculous

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:33pm

So, they're in the fishbowl with a cell phone... what are they gonna do, play Tetris?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:33pm

It's so tiny! I swear I didn't even taste the little bugger!

Anyway, so yeah, if by 5* you mean cement 6x8 room with a cot and a metal toilet and sink.

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:34pm

Hye guys what have I missed?

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:35pm

Go back and read, Ebonic.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:35pm

Well, we didn't realize at the time that they weren't as voluntarily leaving as they claimed. They had been screaming and crying and pulling hair and begging to every officer to help them out, blah, blah, blah. I mean, you would normally sympathize because you think it's because of something truly horrible at home, and sometimes it is. But a lot of the time, it's just pure selfishness and hedonism (look it up kids) that make them not want to go through the legitimate process to relocate to Canada.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:36pm

Ebonic, I'll give you a minute to catch up. I want that mayo/ketchup/mustard sandwich.

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:37pm

bring me one too, honey?

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:38pm

And you think cinnamon popcorn is gross.

*shakes head*

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:39pm

indeed, Nia...indeed.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:40pm

I think it bears repeating, ketchup is liquid Satan.
And with mayo?
*vomits at the mere idea*

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:41pm

All i can say is "yummy"

[Nina Myers]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:41pm

Tiff, you need a raise