The Official "Guido Contini is a super-awesome dreamboat" thread. — Page 4

#76

Tarantino threadjack

Posted: 10/23/04 at 5:36pm

Oh Jilly...you know our plans are still on. Our children will hate us forever for it, if we don't.

and, yes that is yours truly.

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

Updated On: 10/23/04 at 05:36 PM

#77

Tarantino threadjack

Posted: 10/23/04 at 5:37pm

omg how did i not see this! I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!

*hugs guido*

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#78

Tarantino threadjack

Posted: 10/23/04 at 5:44pm

awww...*blushes*

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#79

Threadjack this....

Posted: 10/24/04 at 6:56am

*BUMP!*

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#80

Threadjack this....

Posted: 10/24/04 at 7:10am

Guido bumping for the ego boost? :-P

#81

Threadjack this....

Posted: 10/24/04 at 4:46pm

shhh bg2....geez, you're gonna ruin my cover!

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#82

Threadjack this....

Posted: 10/24/04 at 5:41pm

no need to bump, let me say it again, when this guy is on snl i will pay big bucks! goooooooooooooooooooooooo Guido

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#83

Threadjack this....

Posted: 10/25/04 at 1:29am

haha....CQOT, that's great. I'll expect to see you front and center.

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#84

Why does Guido keep bumping up his old thread?

Posted: 10/25/04 at 1:32am

Why won't this thread full of harem women die?????

Oh, hi, G.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#85

Why does Guido keep bumping up his old thread?

Posted: 10/25/04 at 1:33am

Gorgeous Guido!

#86

Why does Guido keep bumping up his old thread?

Posted: 10/25/04 at 1:34am

Back off, broadwayguy2!!

*sigh* Why do I even bother. I guess Guido is just too darn good looking and irresistable for most people.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#87

Why does Guido keep bumping up his old thread?

Posted: 10/25/04 at 1:43am

men and women alike, so it seems. *shrugs*

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#88

Why does Guido keep bumping up his old thread?

Posted: 10/25/04 at 1:46am

Guido, Guido
what I need-o:
to see you, sir, in a speedo!

Thats my little poem for you!
Hope that wasn't too forward!

#89

Why does Guido keep bumping up his old thread?

Posted: 10/25/04 at 1:48am

haha, no not too forward, but i'm not real sure a speedo would do me justice.

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#90

Why does Guido keep bumping up his old thread?

Posted: 10/25/04 at 3:29am

let US judge that!



and us men can provide MUCH more pleasure than those she-devils!

#91

Why does Guido keep bumping up his old thread?

Posted: 10/25/04 at 11:58am

this is one she-devil who can provide the pleasures of a thousand gay men and straight women!
Guido knows

#92

Why does Guido keep bumping up his old thread?

Posted: 10/25/04 at 6:39pm

Oh you guys...geesh! *blushes*

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#93

Why does Guido keep bumping up his old thread?

Posted: 10/25/04 at 6:49pm

*clucks toungue*

I expected this from Judy, julky hussie that she is... but Guido, I thought you had more restraint than that.

#94

Why does Guido keep bumping up his old thread?

Posted: 10/25/04 at 6:50pm

I do, Nia. It's been 14 months, hon. I got all the restraint in the world, lemme tell ya.

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#95

Why does Guido keep bumping up his old thread?

Posted: 10/25/04 at 6:54pm

I'm including those cyber-affairs with Judy and WatchME.

And I don't buy that for a second.

#96

Why does Guido keep bumping up his old thread?

Posted: 10/25/04 at 6:57pm

haha...i have cyber-affairs? SWEET BABY JESUS!!

And, believe it honey...it's been so long I might need to use Endust soon.

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#97

Why does Guido keep bumping up his old thread?

Posted: 10/25/04 at 7:00pm

Sweet baby Jesus does not approve, Guido.

And Guido, you work at a bar. With drunk chicks. Nothing helps people get laid like alcohol.

#98

Why does Guido keep bumping up his old thread?

Posted: 10/25/04 at 7:03pm

ewww...and I'd want to be with a nasty drunk bar slut why? ewww. no thanks.

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#99

Why does Guido keep bumping up his old thread?

Posted: 10/25/04 at 7:12pm

Well, if all you've had for over a year is cybersex, it wouldn't be hard to believe...

You just need to settle down with one wonderful woman who will make sure you never have to go that long again.

Where is Tiff, anyway?

#100

Why does Guido keep bumping up his old thread?

Posted: 10/25/04 at 7:14pm

umm...I'm not even getting cyber-sex for cryin out loud. Never saw the point in it.

and Tiff is here and there, not exactly sure where she is presently.

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD