...whoa whoa whoa! Over the course of a day, it's been established that I'm "always" online (I
so am not, btw. I just happen to be online at the same time as everyone else. Without fail. *ahem*), I find out I've got a 3% chance of getting into a motor vehicle accident with a moose (sad thing is I actually did almost getting into a car accident with a moose when I worked in Newfoundland a coupla years ago), AND my alleged soon-to-be polygamous hubby wouldn't go for Catherine Zeta-Jones OR Angelina Jolie. Which is appalling, because if I had to hop the fence, those are the only two I'd go for.
Sorry sorry Maybe Hubby. If those two ain't good enough for ya, there goes your shot at a threesome with me. Looks like it'll only be one-on-one!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell