Ahahaha, I would LOVE to see him on caffeine, that could cause some serious entertainment on my part.
Oh my Lord...Orlando Bloom...(head-desk). I was a total little fan-girl of his, no joke...I even had a freaking calender!
It's so cringe-worthy; and espically (sp??) after seeing Troy. I complained to all my friends that he had the best face/body in the whole movie, when hands down Eric Bana was the true babe.
Your aspirations are your possibilities-Samuel Johnson (and a little help from nomdeplume)