Oh, Allie, I read that one! Where Maureen leaves Roger and Mark the Nutella and tells them to put it on something good. And after considering Captain Crunch, they realize that Maureen *clearly* left it for them to eat off each other. *brain bleach*
Bad fanfic is so my anti-drug. And I'm pretty sure Adam/Tracie fics already exist. That one about Adam being a great dancer...
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never
knowing how