The Official Adam Pascal Love Thread, part two- Page 247

[insomniak]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 10:54pm

She can be the princess who marries Prince Adam from another kingdom.

[Snaps]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 10:55pm

I'm indecisive.

-Watches the revolt- Well, I guess we know who doesn't wear the trousers in this monarchy. Emcee, if we're throwing all logic to the wind and you are somehow my offspring, can you and your Prince Adam arrange for Sir Anthony to protect the poor king from this revolt?

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"Bangarang, Rufio!" --Hook

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[insomniak]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 10:57pm

Ellie, go back to your temple and be a good Priestess

[Ellie3]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 10:59pm

Yes, your majesty. Please forgive my impertinence.

*creates Nia voodoo doll*

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:01pm

Oh, Prince Adam.

*faints*

I thought I'd have to be the court jester or something.

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A work of art is an invitation to love.

[insomniak]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:02pm

Thank the Lit God for the Priestess' incompetence. She couldn't cast a decent curse if she tried.

Snaps, some husband you are! You're only having Sir Anthony cover YOUR ass? *hopes Sir Anthony is as brave as Monty Python's Sir Robin, so she'll be able to do all the ruling on her own*

[Snaps]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:03pm

-Tries very hard not to laugh- Niiia...

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"Bangarang, Rufio!" --Hook

[Ellie3]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:04pm

Oh, I'm not trying to harm you, oh divine Nia! Quite the opposite...

*caresses voodoo thigh*

[insomniak]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:05pm

Well Emcee, that was my other idea...

Snaps, why are you laughing? I don't know why you find it funny that High Priestess Ellie has broken her vows of chastity.

That horny biTch.


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[Snaps]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:05pm

Oh, just... something you said.

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"Bangarang, Rufio!" --Hook

[Aigoo]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:06pm

Oh. I am so. Lost.

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[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:06pm

Sorry nia, Emcee doesn't dance.

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A work of art is an invitation to love.

[insomniak]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:08pm

Aigoo, that's my fault. I gave you the wrong map to Mars.

Snaps, Ellie's taken your place. She's my lesbian lover.

Emcee, don't make me whip you. Unless you'd like that. Or should I have Prince Adam handle it?

[Snaps]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:09pm

Nia, you can't do that. I'm king. Blackout forever.

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"Bangarang, Rufio!" --Hook

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[Aigoo]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:10pm

I took the wrong turn. That's it.

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[Ellie3]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:10pm

*canoodles with HRH Queen Nia*

[insomniak]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:12pm

See that, Snaps? We're canoodling. Go play with Sir Anthony, if you like him so much better! *runs off to Ellie's arms in tears of hurt*

Aigoo, take a right at the fifty-first meteor and you should be good.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:13pm

Let Adam, nia.

I think I know who can be the court jester. *snort*

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A work of art is an invitation to love.

[Snaps]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:13pm

You're the one who suggested foul play, Nia!

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"Bangarang, Rufio!" --Hook

[Ellie3]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:14pm

*hides from Nia* It's just sex, darling - sorry.

And I hear the Venus flyover is actually a better route for Mars. Less traffic this time of the year.

[insomniak]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:16pm

Emcee, who?

Snaps, you started it. When you only thought of yourself in a time of danger... well, I... I had to go to someone! And there was Ellie, waiting with open legs. I couldn't help myself.

And Ellie is very sadly directionally challenged. If she knew any better, she could tell Aigoo that Venus was the opposite direction of where she ought to be going.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:17pm

Think of the boy who skips and waves his hands.

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A work of art is an invitation to love.

[Snaps]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:19pm

No, Nia, no. You encouraged any sly thoughts I might have been having.

You're only having Sir Anthony cover YOUR ass?

See? I just wanted protection. You're the one who turned it into an affair. Ha.

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"Bangarang, Rufio!" --Hook

[insomniak]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:21pm

Well, when you didn't want to also protect ME, your dear and loving wife... are we married?- I had to do something.

Emcee, he's a serious thespian. I'm not sure he'd go for it. Perhaps Adam will need to convince him with cooperal punishment too?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:21pm

Would you like the Priestess to give you two some marriage counselling? Or would that just be weird, what with the counsellor schtupping the bride 'n' all.