The Official Adam Pascal Love Thread, part two- Page 248

[Snaps]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:25pm

Yeah, Ellie; tell Queenie that if she's going to encourage my actions that she can't hold it against me if Sir Anthony does only cover my ass.

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"Bangarang, Rufio!" --Hook

[Ellie3]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:26pm

You hear that, Queenie? King Snaps says he's sorry and he loves you, and that Ellie is fabulous.

[insomniak]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:26pm

Yeah, it kinda would be, El.

How about we hire Duchess Fredi? She was an excellent relationship counselor for Tiff back in the day of the Welcome Wagon and it keeps well with our Rent OBCer motif.

[Snaps]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:27pm

Ellie, I could have your head for that.

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"Bangarang, Rufio!" --Hook

[insomniak]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:29pm

*hands Ellie's head (on a golden platter) to Snaps*

All better, dear? Shall I call the maid to clean up the blood? Emcee, where are you?

[Snaps]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:30pm

Sir Anthony would have done it himself. So there.

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"Bangarang, Rufio!" --Hook

[Ellie3]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:31pm

*swivels head*

I'm still alive, you fools! You forget - I am a priestess.

[insomniak]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:32pm

Wait, Snaps is still hanging Sir Anthony over my head. That bastard! *throws marshmallow wedding ring at Snaps* We're through!

And I dismembered my perfectly good lesbian lover for nothing.

[Snaps]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:33pm

I'm a free man!

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"Bangarang, Rufio!" --Hook

[insomniak]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:36pm

Ellie, can your body curse him? Even a bad curse will do right about now. *twitch*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:38pm

It can, but alas, I can't see what I'm doing...thanks to you.
Perhaps a shoddy back-door head re-attachment operation is in order? I think it's the least you could do, to be honest. And then we can resume our ferocious lesbian activies.

[Snaps]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:39pm

I'm going to be cursed?

I think I need a Jedi mind condom.

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"Bangarang, Rufio!" --Hook

[insomniak]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:40pm

Snaps, that is the best thing I have ever read. No curse for you.

*reattached Ellie's head*

Now put it to good use.

*spreads legs*

[Snaps]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:42pm

-Cowers- Virgin eyes. Virgin eyes.

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"Bangarang, Rufio!" --Hook

[Ellie3]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:43pm

With that, erm, pleasant image in my head, I shall retire to my priestly boudoir for the evening. Glad to see the Royal couple have worked things out.

I'll be dreaming of you, Nia.

'Night all!

[insomniak]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:43pm

You're a virgin?

Then how will you know how to put on a Mind Condom?

[Snaps]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:45pm

Night, Ellie.

Of course I'm a virgin. What type of petulant king do you take me for? Every boy knows how to put on a mind condom. Sheesh.

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"Bangarang, Rufio!" --Hook

[insomniak]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:47pm

Wait, you ARE a virgin! That's why we have so many marital problems.

*drags Snaps off to their bedroom, which is so much better than Ellie's hovel*

Condoms my ass.

But not like that.

Bye El!

[Snaps]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:47pm

EMCEEEE!!!!

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"Bangarang, Rufio!" --Hook

[insomniak]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:50pm

*cries dejectedly in the corner*

He doesn't want me.

[Snaps]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:52pm

I'm nervous! You can't just pull something like that after threatening to hex me.

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"Bangarang, Rufio!" --Hook

[insomniak]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:54pm

*is really very sorry*

That was probably too foward to post.

*goes back to making rainbows gold with her magic powers*

You can go marry Princess Emcee as long as I get a fair share of the kingdom. The divorce lawyers can work it out.

[Snaps]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:55pm

Oh, I don't want to marry Princess Emcee. That's taboo even for me. I was hoping she'd save me from the horrors that lurked in our bedroom.

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"Bangarang, Rufio!" --Hook

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:56pm

You can't marry me, I'm your offspring!

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A work of art is an invitation to love.

[insomniak]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:57pm

It's ok, we can rewrite the family tree. Emcee is now no longer our child.

And my half is called 'The Land of the Golden Rainbow'.

*lurks in her OWN bedroom like the horror she is*