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The Official Adam Pascal Love Thread, part two — Page 248

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#6176

The two plus three equals FOUR (damnit!) club [Yay!]

Yeah, Ellie; tell Queenie that if she's going to encourage my actions that she can't hold it against me if Sir Anthony does only cover my ass.
"Bangarang, Rufio!" --Hook
#6178

The two plus three equals FOUR (damnit!) club [Yay!]

Yeah, it kinda would be, El.

How about we hire Duchess Fredi? She was an excellent relationship counselor for Tiff back in the day of the Welcome Wagon and it keeps well with our Rent OBCer motif.
#6183

The two plus three equals FOUR (damnit!) club [Yay!]

Wait, Snaps is still hanging Sir Anthony over my head. That bastard! *throws marshmallow wedding ring at Snaps* We're through!

And I dismembered my perfectly good lesbian lover for nothing.
#6186

The two plus three equals FOUR (damnit!) club [Yay!]

It can, but alas, I can't see what I'm doing...thanks to you. The two plus three equals FOUR (damnit!) club [Yay!]" width="14" height="14" src=https://cloudimages.broadwayworld.com/board/sad.gif>
Perhaps a shoddy back-door head re-attachment operation is in order? I think it's the least you could do, to be honest. And then we can resume our ferocious lesbian activies. The two plus three equals FOUR (damnit!) club [Yay!]" width="14" height="14" src=https://cloudimages.broadwayworld.com/board/happy.gif>
#6190

The two plus three equals FOUR (damnit!) club [Yay!]

With that, erm, pleasant image in my head, I shall retire to my priestly boudoir for the evening. Glad to see the Royal couple have worked things out.

I'll be dreaming of you, Nia. The two plus three equals FOUR (damnit!) club [Yay!]" width="14" height="14" src=https://cloudimages.broadwayworld.com/board/evilgreen.gif>

'Night all!
#6192

The two plus three equals FOUR (damnit!) club [Yay!]

Night, Ellie.

Of course I'm a virgin. What type of petulant king do you take me for? Every boy knows how to put on a mind condom. Sheesh.
"Bangarang, Rufio!" --Hook
#6193

The two plus three equals FOUR (damnit!) club [Yay!]

Wait, you ARE a virgin! That's why we have so many marital problems.

*drags Snaps off to their bedroom, which is so much better than Ellie's hovel*

Condoms my ass.

But not like that.

Bye El!
#6197

The two plus three equals FOUR (damnit!) club [Yay!]

*is really very sorry*

That was probably too foward to post.

*goes back to making rainbows gold with her magic powers*

You can go marry Princess Emcee as long as I get a fair share of the kingdom. The divorce lawyers can work it out.
#6198

The two plus three equals FOUR (damnit!) club [Yay!]

Oh, I don't want to marry Princess Emcee. That's taboo even for me. I was hoping she'd save me from the horrors that lurked in our bedroom.
"Bangarang, Rufio!" --Hook
#6200

The two plus three equals FOUR (damnit!) club [Yay!]

It's ok, we can rewrite the family tree. Emcee is now no longer our child.

And my half is called 'The Land of the Golden Rainbow'.

*lurks in her OWN bedroom like the horror she is*
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