Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
*digs Ellie's tongue out from beneath her tonsils* Not tonight, my darling! Actually, I'm thisclose to a new job that will have better hours and much better pay.
Silly Tiff. We are Angelina and Catherine.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
*hands Nia pendant of blood*
Wear it with pride, my hot mama.
Is it another greasy fast food joint?
*swallows deeply*
Is it sad that I profess myself as being decidedly heterosexual, but Angelina does almost as much for me as Brad Pitt does?
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
Not at all, Tiff. I've had my straying moments too.
Wait, you think BRAD PITT is hot? That's so 1995.
EllieBat, I'm not into that. But you can suck some more of my blood out tonight, as long as you draw it with my favorite cat-o-nine tails.
Yeah, it really is so 10 years ago. But damn if his sexiness didn't actually INCREASE post-separation!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
But...but...Angelina does it...why can't we?
BTW, do I sound pretentious in Nia's signature? 'My art'...*cringe*...I sound like I think I'm Claude Monet!
Updated On: 6/13/05 at 10:28 PM
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
I think pretensiousness is sexy, Ellie. It could be worse. At least it doesn't sound pretentious.
No blood, but I can deal with wearing a vial of some other body fluid if you'd like to compromise.
Tiff...
*shakes head*
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
'Twas a typo, Nia! (Which I corrected before you so mercilessly mocked me )
Brad is definitely sexy for a 41 year old, Nia - you have to give her that!
*waits for urine-filled locket*
Discharge is easier to collect.
I don't...speak from experience.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
Ellie, I hope you're not in to that. If so, you can take back all of your stuff (except the Karma Sutra books, I'm keeping those)
Tiff, I promise you that the vial of discharge you bought on Ebay did NOT really come from Brad Pitt. Unless it's a different Brad Pitt, one who lives in a trailer in Kentucky and who thought it'd be a hoot to sell it for 19999.95 and see who bid.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
That'd be Brad SH*Tt!
*pats self on back*
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
We're definetly over.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Can I keep the urine?
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
You never had it.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
That's what you think.
My Brad Pitt crush has been going on forever! I love him.
::wipes drool off of keyboard::
Ugh. I'm getting annoyed by this bored. I need me some Sims 2.
I'm contemplating Angels in America or SatC season 5 tonight. Any votes?
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
Why are you ASKING? Angels in America.
But later, don't leave us.
Ellie, you frighten me.
Oh suuure. NOW you want a menage a trois.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Have you seen Angels in America before, Whiff?
'Cos it is a tough choice...
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
El, I know you're trying to provoke me.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Tony Kushner isn't half as talented as say, Keanu Reeves.
I've seen parts of it before and loved it, hence my dropping a lot of money I don't have on the DVDs.
But I did that with SatC season 5 too.
Oh, it's so hard! It's so hard!
I suppose AiA will win out. I read MA right before I left, and Perestroika on my trip, so it's still fresh in my mind.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/17/05
Angels in America!
I was this close to convincing my Government teacher to let us watch it in class. Too bad.
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