I had more cake in the last month than I've had in my entire lifetime.
And that's about it.

OH. And one of my friends gave the person who was throwing the party a "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY WIFE, I LOVE YOU" card. And it was hilarious, cuz she's been hitting on this girl all year long as a joke.
... I guess you'd have to be there. Right.
Anyway, my friends are planning to go see Bewitched on Monday. I hear it's only worth it for the RENT trailer. Have you seen it yet?
"Oh, good. After all, I can rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time, and I can do it with my eyes closed while whistling 'The Entertainer.' That's rhythm for you."
~ Snaps, proving that White Boys CAN have rhythm