I am the queen of googling and research.
I write a lot of fictional stories, and I had to do drug research, in particular, for a drug addict character of mine. So if anyone neeeds googling... JUST ASK. Woo.
"Oh, good. After all, I can rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time, and I can do it with my eyes closed while whistling 'The Entertainer.' That's rhythm for you."
~ Snaps, proving that White Boys CAN have rhythm