Actually, I agree. I have this inexplicable phobia of doctors.
In fact, one time, I nearly fainted in the waiting room. My mother kept asking if I was going to be okay.
I completely understand you.

But I'm not afraid of dentists! ...That's cuz my dad's a dentist.
"Oh, good. After all, I can rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time, and I can do it with my eyes closed while whistling 'The Entertainer.' That's rhythm for you."
~ Snaps, proving that White Boys CAN have rhythm