I'd probably be a little scared and forced to curl up into a ball, thus tangling myself up in the sheets, leading to a humiliating rescue. Yes, mooing is a little odd, I guess.
I assume they advise against it. Mooing. But now I know a.) not to moo while having sex, b.) to be frightened if my partner moos while having sex and c.) sex is indeed possible before marriage, and I'm not going to fall apart.
This was my first home, Emcee! I had to come back! I won't leave again, I promise.
HA! I can't wait for people to come back tomorrow and read what went on tonight. Hi, everyone! *waves* Just so you know, I'm not crazy. It was fun to write, though, hehe.