Broadway Legend Joined: 4/17/05
I'd probably be a little scared and forced to curl up into a ball, thus tangling myself up in the sheets, leading to a humiliating rescue. Yes, mooing is a little odd, I guess.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
'Moo! Moo! Moooo! she cried, as she came.'
HOW did I miss THAT on my first reading!! I feel weak at the knees...
*passes out*
This is why I love Maureen. ha!
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
STOP IT, ELLIE! *runs away* Oh GOD, I can't believe she's posting parts of that... I said I was proud of it, but not that proud.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
'She continued to ride, until Mark came as well.'
Call...the...paramedics...
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/17/05
Look at it this way, Allie: you've explained all that I would have been taught in sex-ed. I am forever in your debt.
You mean they don't teach you to moo in sex ed?
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
ELLLLIIIEEEEE. I'm warning you...
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/17/05
I assume they advise against it. Mooing. But now I know a.) not to moo while having sex, b.) to be frightened if my partner moos while having sex and c.) sex is indeed possible before marriage, and I'm not going to fall apart.
All very true statements.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
Hehe, that made me laugh. I assure you that I do not, in fact, speak from experience.
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'She crawled back into his lap, and proceeded to unzip his pants.'
And here I was thinking Allie was a pure little angel, tucked away in the Canadian wilderness. I don't think I'll look at her the same way again...
And yes, Emcees's icon is tres fab...mmmmmm, navel.
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So I've read.
And you know what's sad? I can't seem to picture him, with or without one. I think I'm going to remedy that.
Edit: ...And... the first of his pictures on Google features him in his boxers. Very nice.
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