Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
But it's yummy, Allie.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/17/05
And... yes. No. Yes. No. Maybe. Now we both have a secret. -Grins-
I'm happily inexperienced and undecided for the time being, but I'm willing to bet that I'm at least halfway there.
And, Allie: what are you ready for?
HOLY. SH*T. Okay, I think I just died a little. I know I say I have a problem with Mark/Roger fic, but that was one that didn't really give much in the way of telling you who these characters were - they could've just been any two guys, so I was fine with it. I'm craaaazy, but that's EFFING HOT. *stomach flutters*
nia, no. Not my mom. Her friends. It was REALLY funny.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
Your mom's friends got high on helium at a birthday party. That made my day.
That fanfic was hot. *coughWRITEANOTHERcough* And you made an Angels in America reference in your post! I love you already.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
Ready for my cootie shot? Oh. Are we past that now? Hehe, I'm fine.
HA! Emcee, calm yourself.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
caught on comp, must go.
Yes, they were all squeaky. My mother's friends, and my younger brother. It was quite a site to see.
*calms down and sits in the corner*
but it was yummyyyyyyyyyy.
edit - goodnight. And good luck with the parent, then. eep.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/17/05
-Cootie shoots Allie, anyway- Neon green or skin-tone bandage?
And that story's not mine, actually. I've just read it. Once or twice or a few times. I've got stuff there, but I chicken out of graphic...yishnosity. But I love you too, in any case.
And best of luck with the wrath of parent/guardian.
Oh, that SONG. Seriously. Why does he do these things to my head?
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/17/05
He enjoys torturing you?
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
I tried that helium thing once. It freaked me out, but it was funny when my friend and I tried to sing "Ribbons Down My Back" from Hello, Dolly! Hehe. But I won't do it again. Weird feeling...
OOO! If we're in a fanfic reading mood, read mine, read mine! It's, uh, not nearly that graphic, and it's Mark and Maureen, but I'm quite proud of it. Not to toot my own horn or anything. *blushes*
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2338848/1/
Of course, Snaps. He knows he makes girls (and guys) go crazy.
YAY for Allie's fic!
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/17/05
I've read that one, Allie. It makes me blush and consider the consequences of being walked in on with a mooing partner. Bravo!
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/17/05
If only he knew what he does...
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
*gasp*
I never dreamed my sweet little vt could be capable of such language! My, my.
Great fanfic though!
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
Come on, Ellie. I am older than you, remember?
awww, Ellie's virgin eyes!
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/17/05
Virgin eyes? After being through all this?
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
'Mooing was not a normal sex noise...'
It's not?
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
Ellie's not as innocent as she let's on, Em. Don't let her fool you.
Aw, I just feel all warm and fuzzy being back here. *hugs everyone* I've missed this thread.
No, Ellie hon. You might scare the boys if you moo while you have sex. :-P
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
*hugs Allie*
But wait, I am innocent! How dare you insinuate otherwise!
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/17/05
And you know what happens if you scare the boys.
-Hugs Allie back- Here is the love.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
I'd be terrified if someone mooed at me... and probably a little pissed.
Maybe I'll try it. I mean, it's not like I have good experiences to begin with.
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