HOLY. SH*T. Okay, I think I just died a little. I know I say I have a problem with Mark/Roger fic, but that was one that didn't really give much in the way of telling you who these characters were - they could've just been any two guys, so I was fine with it. I'm craaaazy, but that's EFFING HOT. *stomach flutters*
nia, no. Not my mom. Her friends. It was REALLY funny.
-Cootie shoots Allie, anyway- Neon green or skin-tone bandage?
And that story's not mine, actually. I've just read it. Once or twice or a few times. I've got stuff there, but I chicken out of graphic...yishnosity. But I love you too, in any case.
And best of luck with the wrath of parent/guardian.
I tried that helium thing once. It freaked me out, but it was funny when my friend and I tried to sing "Ribbons Down My Back" from Hello, Dolly! Hehe. But I won't do it again. Weird feeling...
OOO! If we're in a fanfic reading mood, read mine, read mine! It's, uh, not nearly that graphic, and it's Mark and Maureen, but I'm quite proud of it. Not to toot my own horn or anything. *blushes*