I'm sorry, this is just hysterical. It just seems like this sight is becoming VERY popular, and I think there is a general knowing that this is PUBLIC and anyone can read it. Believe me, I speak with experience, be careful what or who you write about...chances of the folks reading this are QUITE high.
That being said, I love this thread and I know it's done in good fun.
"What a mystery this world. One day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over." The Masked Bandit in THE FALL