The Official Eddie Varley Happy Birthday Thread!

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The Official Eddie Varley Happy Birthday Thread!

Posted: 5/23/05 at 7:58am

Spread your love to the Vintage Dude! HAHA

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re: The Official Eddie Varley Happy Birthday Thread!

Posted: 5/23/05 at 8:01am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EDDIE!!

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re: The Official Eddie Varley Happy Birthday Thread!

Posted: 5/23/05 at 8:03am

Happy Birthday my fellow Star Wars Junkie =)


so how many times have you seen ROTS

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

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re: The Official Eddie Varley Happy Birthday Thread!

Posted: 5/23/05 at 8:05am

kicks harris' cows out of the way to give MY EDDIE a big Birthday hug and kiss. Love You Eddie..have a GREAT DAY !!!

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re: The Official Eddie Varley Happy Birthday Thread!

Posted: 5/23/05 at 8:11am

BOOOBS

this is about eddie's b-day, dont you start abusing my animals



*sends one cow to kick boobs in the crotch*

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#6

re: The Official Eddie Varley Happy Birthday Thread!

Posted: 5/23/05 at 8:13am

Happy Birthday to the super sexy, super talented, super funny, super hot, super dooper Eddie Varley. I love ya mister!

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re: The Official Eddie Varley Happy Birthday Thread!

Posted: 5/23/05 at 8:29am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

:):):)

#8

re: The Official Eddie Varley Happy Birthday Thread!

Posted: 5/23/05 at 8:31am

Happy Birthday, Eddie!

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re: The Official Eddie Varley Happy Birthday Thread!

Posted: 5/23/05 at 8:33am

Finally, a one page Eddie Varley thread.


Happy Birthday, Eddie!

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re: The Official Eddie Varley Happy Birthday Thread!

Posted: 5/23/05 at 9:17am

Happy Birthday to the one and only Mr. Varley!

I hope you have a FABULOUS birthday and that all your birthday wishes come true!

Let's have a party!


xox,
Addy

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re: The Official Eddie Varley Happy Birthday Thread!

Posted: 5/23/05 at 9:18am

oh, and just so you know... I don't pop my cork for every guy I see!

Happy Birthday, my friend!

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#12

re: The Official Eddie Varley Happy Birthday Thread!

Posted: 5/23/05 at 9:28am

Happy Birthday!
Much love,
Your ex wife.
See what a great kid you have! Phanty has great manners, now he just needs to call his Mom.

#13

re: The Official Eddie Varley Happy Birthday Thread!

Posted: 5/23/05 at 9:53am

Thanks Gang!

I'm older than I ever thought I'd be, hah..you people are all very special to me.

Please drink a toast( everything from beer to YooHoo will do) and eat lot's of cake today!

#14

re: The Official Eddie Varley Happy Birthday Thread!

Posted: 5/23/05 at 10:12am

Many happy returns of the day to you, Mr. Varley!

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re: The Official Eddie Varley Happy Birthday Thread!

Posted: 5/23/05 at 11:00am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDDIE!!!

xoxoxox

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re: The Official Eddie Varley Happy Birthday Thread!

Posted: 5/23/05 at 11:01am

How old IS the old bitch?

Is he in the 'fours' yet?

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re: The Official Eddie Varley Happy Birthday Thread!

Posted: 5/23/05 at 11:04am

I don't know if he's in them, but he's been known to be on them.

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Posted: 5/23/05 at 11:04am

Happy birthday!

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Posted: 5/23/05 at 11:05am

Happy Birthday, Eddie!! Celebrate and party hearty!

Now why didn't I have the date on my calendar?!

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Posted: 5/23/05 at 11:08am

oh my god! HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDDIE! WOO WOO!
Now, where's the big BWW get-together to get you sloshed and take advantage of you in the bathroom?

#21

re: The Official Eddie Varley Happy Birthday Thread!

Posted: 5/23/05 at 11:27am

Happy birthday you stunner!!!

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re: The Official Eddie Varley Happy Birthday Thread!

Posted: 5/23/05 at 11:38am

I've been known to crouch down in a bathroom or two with Eddie. Remember those days??

Do you feel your life being slowly sucked out of you (and NOT the good kinda sucked)?

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re: The Official Eddie Varley Happy Birthday Thread!

Posted: 5/23/05 at 11:47am

Happy Birthday, Eddie :) *smoooch*

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re: The Official Eddie Varley Happy Birthday Thread!

Posted: 5/23/05 at 11:59am

Go Eddie, it's your birthday!

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re: The Official Eddie Varley Happy Birthday Thread!

Posted: 5/23/05 at 12:16pm

It's been so great the last few days leading up to my b-day, what with ROTS breaking b.o. records in the theaters, seeing David Gurland's sublime NEUROTICA at the fab new cabaret space The Encore...and catching Billy Crystal's amazing and emotional 700 SUNDAYS. Too much fun indeed!

And I'm 39 years old today.....YIKES!