All-you-can-eat Japanese buffet is a good idea at the time, right until the 20 minute mark when you feel like you'll never want to eat Japanese food ever again. And then 5 hours later, you're craving it and wish you'd had that one last cali roll.
(As was my experience yesterday.)
I prefer Chinese food, not because I'm Chinese (actually, Chinese food is one of my least favorite ethnicities of food), but because there's more variety than Japanese food, I find.
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