You live in NY. You sing. You also dance and act, but I don't so those aren't as important.
You currently have a crush on someone who is pretty and witty and bright.
You like the Munkster. . . like a lot. You're a little woman, but I shouldn't say that because it never ends well when I do. You think you have a huge unsightly nose and this is the reason you waited so long to get your hair cut really short. You, your nose and your short hair/legs are pretty awesome.
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.