How do you know I'm sweet down there?
Let's see...
-- Is not arachnophobic -- or homophobic (I presume).
-- Has a Spider-Man identity crisis (and then some).
-- Has a fatal attraction to Catherine Zeta-Jones (watch out, Michael -- and pets).
-- Was recently in a production of THE MUSIC MAN (hate that musical).
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Updated On: 11/16/07 at 12:33 AM