The Official Oscar de la Rentboy Appreciation Thread
The Official Oscar de la Rentboy Appreciation Thread
etoile
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/2/03
#0The Official Oscar de la Rentboy Appreciation Thread
Posted: 3/18/05 at 2:06pm
Just because sometimes the infrequent posters on this board can get overlooked.
Now, not everyone may agree with what one poster writes. I in fact take exception at his description of some people being only slightly superior. I believe if Oscar had ever read one of robbiej's reviews he would see the man has an exceptional understanding of his craft and an extraordinary ability to articulate it. And anyone reading the Alec Baldwin thread can see sparks of genius in Sueleen's and Namo's writings. In fact I can honestly say that I have read FindingNamo's best writings off of this board.
There are times when people may not care for the style in which one delivers their message. But I say we see the humor in it all and give Oscar one big cyber hug.
Now, as people here seem prone to do, I'm adding the qualifier that no anti-Oscar negative comments are permitted. This isn't a place to vent or post negative remarks. This is a place to post positive call-outs to all the rentboys of the world. (And where would some on this board be without them?)
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#1re: The Official Oscar de la Rentboy Appreciation Thread
Posted: 3/18/05 at 2:09pm
To paraphrase Shirley Booth in her Oscar-winning role:
Come back, Little Oscar, come back!
#3re: The Official Oscar de la Rentboy Appreciation Thread
Posted: 3/18/05 at 2:15pm
I don't believe Oscar REALLY is a rentboy--or at least not a very HUNGRY one.
I sent him a PM asking for rates and specialties and never heard back...
#4re: The Official Oscar de la Rentboy Appreciation Thread
Posted: 3/18/05 at 2:18pm
Oh, Etoile. That last paragraph hit home. There have been times in my life when the career and it's trappings have necessitated the use of rentboys. I do have a deep appreciation for them and all they do for busy old broads like myself who just don't have time to waste on men.
#5re: The Official Oscar de la Rentboy Appreciation Thread
Posted: 3/18/05 at 2:20pmhe never bitched about me, bleah.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#6re: The Official Oscar de la Rentboy Appreciation Thread
Posted: 3/18/05 at 2:22pmNina - always remember that I'm available to wash your hair in the rain and dry it with whispered adoration. And you wouldn't even have to deal with any of that messy and annoying paperwork.
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#7re: The Official Oscar de la Rentboy Appreciation Thread
Posted: 3/18/05 at 2:23pmBut, D, can she write you off for tax purposes?
#8re: The Official Oscar de la Rentboy Appreciation Thread
Posted: 3/18/05 at 2:23pmI want him back! But then, according to him I am psycho and of another planet which explains my earlier fixation on Rodney's Uranus.
#9re: The Official Oscar de la Rentboy Appreciation Thread
Posted: 3/18/05 at 2:31pm
Why is it the men who throw themselves at me are all gay?
I appreciate the sentiment, DGrant. You're a true romantic but sometimes I just want want a boy to do his duty, collect his pay and get the hell out.
Updated On: 3/18/05 at 02:31 PM
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#10re: The Official Oscar de la Rentboy Appreciation Thread
Posted: 3/18/05 at 2:32pm
Do you really want me to list those reasons on this site, Nina?
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#11re: The Official Oscar de la Rentboy Appreciation Thread
Posted: 3/18/05 at 2:34pmRobbie - there would certainly be no charge! I'd even pay for the hot oil I want to rub into every inch of those incredible legs.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#12re: The Official Oscar de la Rentboy Appreciation Thread
Posted: 3/18/05 at 2:34pmNow you know how Corine feels, Nina. Perhaps the two of you should have a tempestuous lesbian affair like Samantha and Sonia Bragga did on Sex & The City.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#13re: The Official Oscar de la Rentboy Appreciation Thread
Posted: 3/18/05 at 2:35pm
Ooops - I may have just stepped outside the boundaries of the 'true romantic' 
#14re: The Official Oscar de la Rentboy Appreciation Thread
Posted: 3/18/05 at 2:38pm
Namo, there is a difference. Corine chases them, they chase me. Corine falls in love with them, I just like having them as friends and have no desire to try and change anyone.
Robbie, please do. I'd love to hear what you come up with.
DGrant, if you charged, I'm sure you be worth every cent, no matter how much.
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#15re: The Official Oscar de la Rentboy Appreciation Thread
Posted: 3/18/05 at 2:38pm
I sent him a PM asking for rates and specialties and never heard back...
PJ that is because you have to send the money order before he will deliver...and even then, don't hold your breath.
#16re: The Official Oscar de la Rentboy Appreciation Thread
Posted: 3/18/05 at 2:47pmI was hoping to hire him for the "Jeff Gannon Special" and auction him on the board as a benefit for BC/EFA.
#17re: The Official Oscar de la Rentboy Appreciation Thread
Posted: 3/18/05 at 7:49pmWell I thought Oscar was right on the money with most of his comments. Oscar honey, come here boy.
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#18re: The Official Oscar de la Rentboy Appreciation Thread
Posted: 3/18/05 at 10:43pm<---This is my unsurprised face.
#19re: The Official Oscar de la Rentboy Appreciation Thread
Posted: 3/19/05 at 12:55am
So NaughtyGoiters is Oscar de la Rentboy and the rentboy is not a rentboy, just another embittered faghag and not even a fag.
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