I was supposed to be going to bed like an hour ago, but when I was finishing cleaning my fishtank, an ambulance pulled up outside my building. Like 5 minutes later, the EMTs start banging on my neighbor's door. Apparently, she was hungover when her mother called, so her mom thought something was seriously wrong, so she freaked out and called 911.
Parents need to start taking tranquilizers as soon as their kids start college, I swear.
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never
knowing how