The Official Raúl E. Esparza "Spread the Love" Thread — Page 320

#7976

a complex fellow

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:17am

Let yourself go, Raúl!

Maybe if I buy him more jam and some chutney. Fatten him up a little bit!

#7977

a complex fellow

Posted: 11/19/05 at 10:16am

Soon Caractacus is going to start asking for five-course meals if you keep it up, g.

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#7978

a complex fellow

Posted: 11/19/05 at 1:28pm

Oh, bless him! I'm waiting for the day he asks for beer!

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#7979

a complex fellow

Posted: 11/19/05 at 1:32pm

How hilarious would that be? Standing around the stagedoor of Chitty drinking beer with Raúl while all these kids are asking for his autograph. The stagemoms would definitely hate him after that.

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#7980

a complex fellow

Posted: 11/19/05 at 1:40pm

"Raul, what are you doing?"

"I'm preparing. I am, after all, a MASTER THESPIAN!"

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#7981

a complex fellow

Posted: 11/19/05 at 1:42pm

"Look here, kids. If you are gonna drink, drink with people!"

Oh, if only...

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#7982

a complex fellow

Posted: 11/19/05 at 1:46pm

Don't worry. I have not the courage to give him more food.

I've said it before and I'll say it again - I want to get smashed with Raúl!

#7983

a complex fellow

Posted: 11/19/05 at 1:50pm

Now that's a goal! He seems like he would have a great drunken personality. Very friendly.

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Updated On: 11/19/05 at 01:50 PM

#7984

a complex fellow

Posted: 11/19/05 at 1:57pm

Case in point.

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#7985

a complex fellow

Posted: 11/19/05 at 1:58pm

I bet he would start singing! Something like "Sweet Polly Plunkett" or maybe even "Color and Light" from Sunday. Now THAT would be entertaining.

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#7986

a complex fellow

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:02pm

"Let me make him a drink. He's the only guy I know I feel should drink more."

Updated On: 11/19/05 at 02:02 PM

#7987

a complex fellow

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:04pm

Oh, my. What a cutie.

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#7988

a complex fellow

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:05pm

I think he'd sort of flounce around being super-friendly. Euan is a REALLY friendly drunk.

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#7989

a complex fellow

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:08pm

I've seen Raul knock back a few beers. He was the center of attention. And Euan...bless him. It's been too long...

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#7990

a complex fellow

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:09pm

I bet he'd be really touch-y feel-y. Even more than he already is.

#7991

a complex fellow

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:10pm

He is. He did a show at Joe's Pub and was drinking THE WHOLE night. Too funny.

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#7992

a complex fellow

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:13pm

Euan told me to take off my clothes. I swear to God.

Raul would probably get really like... slutty-friendly. Like hugging and feeling up whatever moves. I don't know what I think that!

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#7993

a complex fellow

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:14pm

Good for him. Whatever helps him relax. Which I think he needs to do more often.

#7994

a complex fellow

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:16pm

Em, I thought he was gonna tell you to take off your skirt that night he complimented it.

He complimented some guys tie, and the guy took it off and gave it to him. ...Then he complimented Em's skirt. I'm standing there thinking "You can't have her skirt!"

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#7995

a complex fellow

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:17pm

Okay, it took me a second. I thought you were talking about Raúl. Haha.

But that's too funny!

#7996

a complex fellow

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:19pm

LOL! If it had been Raul, that skirt would have been off in record time, I'm sure!

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#7997

a complex fellow

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:20pm

That's hilarious! I love friendly drunks!

But yeah, I was definitely thinking touchy-feely drunk before when I said friendly. But not overly friendly, where you're looking to your friends and mouthing "HELP ME!"

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Wanting life but never knowing how

#7998

a complex fellow

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:28pm

Yeah. But I kept it on, 'cause, you know, Euan just doesn't swing that way, so why waste my time, effort and dropping body temperature? (It was COLD!)

Euan sort of sauntered over and was like "hiiii, I like your SKIRT!!" I laughed and went "you can... have it, if you want.... " "YES. TAKE OFF YOUR SKIRT RIGHT NOW!! *giggle*"

If it were Raul I'd have been out of that skirt in no time.

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#7999

a complex fellow

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:43pm

Haha! Too bad Raúl doesn't have an appetite for young girls. He needs to broaden his horizons!

ETA: Rereading what I just wrote, that sounds really wrong. Ignore it.

Updated On: 11/19/05 at 02:43 PM

#8000

a complex fellow

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:46pm

G, that post just made my...week. That was awesome!

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