The Official Raúl E. Esparza "Spread the Love" Thread- Page 320

[greatdct]

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:17am

Let yourself go, Raúl!

Maybe if I buy him more jam and some chutney. Fatten him up a little bit!

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 11/19/05 at 10:16am

Soon Caractacus is going to start asking for five-course meals if you keep it up, g.

[Chrysanthemum62001]

Posted: 11/19/05 at 1:28pm

Oh, bless him! I'm waiting for the day he asks for beer!

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 11/19/05 at 1:32pm

How hilarious would that be? Standing around the stagedoor of Chitty drinking beer with Raúl while all these kids are asking for his autograph. The stagemoms would definitely hate him after that.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 11/19/05 at 1:40pm

"Raul, what are you doing?"

"I'm preparing. I am, after all, a MASTER THESPIAN!"

[Chrysanthemum62001]

Posted: 11/19/05 at 1:42pm

"Look here, kids. If you are gonna drink, drink with people!"

Oh, if only...

[greatdct]

Posted: 11/19/05 at 1:46pm

Don't worry. I have not the courage to give him more food.

I've said it before and I'll say it again - I want to get smashed with Raúl!

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 11/19/05 at 1:50pm

Now that's a goal! He seems like he would have a great drunken personality. Very friendly.

Updated On: 11/19/05 at 01:50 PM

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 11/19/05 at 1:57pm

Case in point.

[Chrysanthemum62001]

Posted: 11/19/05 at 1:58pm

I bet he would start singing! Something like "Sweet Polly Plunkett" or maybe even "Color and Light" from Sunday. Now THAT would be entertaining.

[greatdct]

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:02pm

"Let me make him a drink. He's the only guy I know I feel should drink more."
Updated On: 11/19/05 at 02:02 PM

[Chrysanthemum62001]

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:04pm

Oh, my. What a cutie.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:05pm

I think he'd sort of flounce around being super-friendly. Euan is a REALLY friendly drunk.

[Chrysanthemum62001]

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:08pm

I've seen Raul knock back a few beers. He was the center of attention. And Euan...bless him. It's been too long...

[greatdct]

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:09pm

I bet he'd be really touch-y feel-y. Even more than he already is.

[Chrysanthemum62001]

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:10pm

He is. He did a show at Joe's Pub and was drinking THE WHOLE night. Too funny.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:13pm

Euan told me to take off my clothes. I swear to God.

Raul would probably get really like... slutty-friendly. Like hugging and feeling up whatever moves. I don't know what I think that!

[greatdct]

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:14pm

Good for him. Whatever helps him relax. Which I think he needs to do more often.

[Chrysanthemum62001]

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:16pm

Em, I thought he was gonna tell you to take off your skirt that night he complimented it.

He complimented some guys tie, and the guy took it off and gave it to him. ...Then he complimented Em's skirt. I'm standing there thinking "You can't have her skirt!"

[greatdct]

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:17pm

Okay, it took me a second. I thought you were talking about Raúl. Haha.

But that's too funny!

[Chrysanthemum62001]

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:19pm

LOL! If it had been Raul, that skirt would have been off in record time, I'm sure!

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:20pm

That's hilarious! I love friendly drunks!

But yeah, I was definitely thinking touchy-feely drunk before when I said friendly. But not overly friendly, where you're looking to your friends and mouthing "HELP ME!"

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:28pm

Yeah. But I kept it on, 'cause, you know, Euan just doesn't swing that way, so why waste my time, effort and dropping body temperature? (It was COLD!)

Euan sort of sauntered over and was like "hiiii, I like your SKIRT!!" I laughed and went "you can... have it, if you want.... " "YES. TAKE OFF YOUR SKIRT RIGHT NOW!! *giggle*"

If it were Raul I'd have been out of that skirt in no time.

[greatdct]

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:43pm

Haha! Too bad Raúl doesn't have an appetite for young girls. He needs to broaden his horizons!

ETA: Rereading what I just wrote, that sounds really wrong. Ignore it. Updated On: 11/19/05 at 02:43 PM

[Chrysanthemum62001]

Posted: 11/19/05 at 2:46pm

G, that post just made my...week. That was awesome!