This is only PART of an AIM conversation a BWWer and I had. It was the mock Tony Awards.
Remember, this is all in good fun.
kiss my Butz: Johnny: HUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH!
thelesmizkid: Raul: We've lost our host.
thelesmizkid: Erin: Should we bring the car?
kiss my Butz: Billy Crystal: YES!
kiss my Butz: Billy: I can host!
thelesmizkid: Raul: NO!
kiss my Butz: Audience: You're too short.
thelesmizkid: Erin: Chitty's gonna host.
kiss my Butz: Four-year-olds: YAYAYAYAYAYAY!
thelesmizkid: (lmao)
thelesmizkid: Raul: Oh, jeez.
kiss my Butz: Idina: Welcome to my world.
thelesmizkid: Erin: Just bring it out.
thelesmizkid: *Chitty comes out*
kiss my Butz: (chitty's gay too?)
thelesmizkid: Johnny: Yes, Chitty's gay.
thelesmizkid: Johnny: She made out with the female car from Miss Saigon.
kiss my Butz: Sprite: WOW!
thelesmizkid: Johnny: Wow, what a ceremony.
thelesmizkid: Raul: Ahem!
thelesmizkid: Erin: Time to sing Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!
kiss my Butz: Johnny: So, kids, do you watch 'Johnny and the Sprites'?
thelesmizkid: Marc Kudisch: SHUT IT, JOHNNY!
thelesmizkid: Chitty cast: *sing Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 100 times*
thelesmizkid: Audience except those under 12: NOOOOOOOO!
kiss my Butz: Marc: I can't believe I came back to this show.
thelesmizkid: Raul: Me either.
kiss my Butz: Jan: Raul, you never left.
thelesmizkid: Raul: I wish I could.
kiss my Butz: Jan: Me too.
kiss my Butz: Erin: Me three.
thelesmizkid: Raul: *steers car over audience*
kiss my Butz: Audience: -screams-
thelesmizkid: Raul: Wahoo. Look kiddies, we're flying...
thelesmizkid: Kid: *jumps onto headlight*
thelesmizkid: Kid: WHEEEEEEEEE!
kiss my Butz: Idina: *puts on harness and climbs on cherry picker- DEFYYYYYYING GRAVITY...
kiss my Butz: Raul: Shut up.
thelesmizkid: Kids: But we can't touch you!
kiss my Butz: Idina: But you love me anyway!
thelesmizkid: Kids: WE LOVE CHITTY!
kiss my Butz: Idina: NOOOOOOO!
thelesmizkid: Kid on Chitty headlight: Look mommy, I'm flying!
kiss my Butz: Mom: Watch out, dear! *pulls out camera*
kiss my Butz: CBS: NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHy!
thelesmizkid: Raul: Hey, I can't see where I'm going!
thelesmizkid: Raul: Yeah, what CBS said!
thelesmizkid: Raul: *crashes car into audience*
kiss my Butz: CBS: NO ATTEMPTING TO KILL THE AUDIENCE MEMBERS!
thelesmizkid: Raul: You never wrote that rule!
kiss my Butz: Mom: Yeah, what CBS said!
thelesmizkid: Raul: *glares at Mom* *crashes Chitty anyway*
thelesmizkid: Raul: CHITTY MADE AN OOPSY, KIDS!
kiss my Butz: CBS: Well, since Chitty wasn't even scheduled to perform..
thelesmizkid: Raul: But we have to entertain these little...devils.
kiss my Butz: CBS: Besides, we implemented it last year, when Assassins performed.
thelesmizkid: Erin: But they didn't get to kill anyone!
kiss my Butz: CBS: Guns, you fools.
kiss my Butz: Marc: Ohh, eayh, taht was fun!
thelesmizkid: Raul: But you didn't perform with them, Marc!
kiss my Butz: Marc: Oh?
thelesmizkid: Marc: But I held a lot of guns!
kiss my Butz: Raul: Shove it.
kiss my Butz: Hugh: Um.... the TONYS?
What the puck?!