Maybe if we put them all in one place, he/she/it/they will find it easier to answer them.
I'll begin:
1.) Why haven't you enlisted, HD? (I suspect it's because you're only 11, but I'd like to read the answer from you personally.)
2.) What wonderful things has Dick Cheney done for this country? (Now that you've read the supposedly wonderful book about him, this should be easy for you to answer.)
3.) How would you define "success?" (You say the surge is a success and I want to know why you think so.)
You promised me poems. ~Tricky