The Rent Welcome Wagon
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#2500The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:49pmThey stare at me funny... and the kind of walk like they want to hurt me, y'know? And when I ride my bike up around the woods, they kinda snap at me, like they're gonna attack. I've been charged at before by them. *twitch* I go way out of my way to stay away from geese, they're all out to kill me... I hate going through a flock of them...
#2501The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:49pmI LOVE WENDY'S! (sorry, that perked me up for a minute.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2502The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:50pm
"They stare at me funny... and the kind of walk like they want to hurt me, y'know? And when I ride my bike up around the woods, they kinda snap at me, like they're gonna attack. I've been charged at before by them. *twitch* I go way out of my way to stay away from geese, they're all out to kill me... I hate going through a flock of them... "
Made me think of a goose story. I was like 8 or 9 and I was in the park with my grandfather, and he had a loaf of bread because he was gonna make us sandwiches, and he got attacked by thet geese. One bit him on the knee.
The choice may have been mistaken, The choosing was not... "Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda
#2503The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:51pm
"all fowls can be evil - chickens included - you just have to know how to handle them. (the best place for a bird is on a plate! - i tell my bird that quite often when he's being a jerk"
That is very true! And hilarious that you tell your bird that.. Random-We used to feed my friends bird jalapenos.. it actually liked them.. We started giving them to him cuz they shut him up.
Ooo those pelts sound gorgeous.. I miss working with sheep.. the lanolin always kept my hands so soft..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
BEKA531
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#2504The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:51pm
hey BST!
i remember once for my sister's bday party my parents got this pony ride thing to come to our house -- there was pony riding down the streets of my neighborhood! they brought some other animals with them, and the goat was a MENACE. i remember it pooped all over driveway and i specifically remember my mom videotaped my dad cleaning it up. doesn't sound to funny here, but it was funny.
chickens are the stupidest, evilest animals on EARTH!
cam, if i had an irrational fear of geese, i wouldn't be able to step outside. one of the big jokes on long island is that the geese are EVERYWHERE.
i don't really know what animal i have an irrational fear of...?
#2505The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:52pm
Today has been a WONDERFUL day.
My throat doesn't hurt anymore. Still taking it easy on the voice, though.
And I got a $250.00 bonus.
I went to the music store in my town, and all sheet music was 20% off! I bought the vocal selections to Aida and Thouroughly Modern Millie. Yay! Presents for when I can sing again.
I have to second (or third) the thoughts about goats being evil. I've hated them since on stepped on me when I was six.
Glad to head you're in a better mood.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#2506The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:54pm*cries* I still can't sing...
The choice may have been mistaken, The choosing was not... "Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#2507The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:54pm
Yay for you, b_s_t.
I dont' like peacocks either. Their little head things bug me. I also once saw this chicken with fuzzy legs. Does anyone know what's up with that?
#2508The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:55pm
I can finally sing tenor notes.. Frightening for a first soprano not to be able to sing tenor notes cuz they are too high.. Glad to hear your throat is feeling better..
Beka, I cant think of an animal I'm afraid of either..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#2509The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:56pm
som...maybe it hadn't shaved.
sorry...i'm deeply stupid right now
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#2510The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:56pmSom- Chicken with fuzzy legs? Can't say I've seen that before...
The choice may have been mistaken, The choosing was not... "Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda
BEKA531
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#2512The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:59pmI swear to the higher deity that it had furry feathers on its legs.
#2513The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/3/04 at 11:00pmOdd. Very odd. Maybe it was a little one and was still all fuzzy? I dunno...
The choice may have been mistaken, The choosing was not... "Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda
#2514The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/3/04 at 11:00pm
That's just bizarre..
ooo another L&O episode..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
BEKA531
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#2515The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/3/04 at 11:01pm
*pictures a chicken with hairy legs*
*attempt fails*
*tries again to picture a chicken with hairy legs*
JoAnne1
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/20/04
#2516The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/3/04 at 11:03pm
LOL
at the chicken with fuzzy legs!!!
geese are amazingly bold and can be quite belligerent and obnoxious - but the "plate" threat works on them quite well
they're all over Jersey too! Families of them waddling along in a line, stopping traffic and generally enjoying life. We feed them stale bread when we can...they follow us up and down the beach...too funny..
BEKA531
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#2517The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/3/04 at 11:03pmwe really do have some STRANGE topics here... how on EARTH did we get to hairy chickens? Updated On: 12/3/04 at 11:03 PM
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#2518The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/3/04 at 11:03pmGoogle isn't helping me help you. Sorry beka.
#2519The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/3/04 at 11:03pmeew.....geese
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
BEKA531
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#2520The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/3/04 at 11:04pmhaha, google... i google everything. and i mean EVERYTHING.
#2521The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/3/04 at 11:04pm
Hello everyone!
my miserablely busy and stressful week is over and I am back
*waves*
#2522The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/3/04 at 11:05pm
you could always ask jeeves! hehehe
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#2523The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/3/04 at 11:05pm
try dogpile.com
it searches MANY search engines at the same time
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#2524The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/3/04 at 11:06pmJeeves might know.
The choice may have been mistaken, The choosing was not... "Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda
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