1st
on right butt cheek
a large ornate X in a box (as if the first word of a fairy tale was Xanadu)
surrounding the box is the legend "kiss here"
2nd
an Ank (under left breast - over heart)
3rd
Ashanti - an African fertility godess (who looks alot like an Ahnk and also like the symbol for woman)
on abdomen (lower belly) below belly button
will probably get 2 more -
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam
"Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!"
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