I make up grammar...it's really funny. Like...I try to take what I know and say things I don't know how to say and I totally screw it up and my teacher gets all excited cuz she says it shows I have "linguistic instinct."
Guys...I just realized I gained 8 pounds this week cuz I've been so stressed about this audition I've been eating nonstop...By the time I get to the real world of show biz I'm gonna be so fat no one will cast me.
I'm going running...I'll be back in like half an hour.
"A little humility wouldn't hurt."
--Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"