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#4551

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:14pm

yeah - com central runs classic SNL - i catch them every now and again... FUNNY!!

for now - I'll have to settle for Chappele!

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#4552

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:15pm

How about Ashlee Simpson...that was horrible - but she made fun of herself when she won...

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"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.

#4553

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:17pm

okay - generation gap...

who is Ashlee Simpson? (related to Jessica?)

Why is Jessica Simpson famous?

please hip the old lady to current pop culture....

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"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#4554

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:18pm

Jessica is a singer, and Ashlee is her younger sister. :) The question is also "Why is Paris Hilton famous? And why did Baba Wawa interview her?"

#4555

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:18pm

haha.. Old Fredi? I dont think so..

Yes Ashlee is Jessica's little sister. Jessica is a pop singer, gone reality tv airhead.. **shrugs**

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#4556

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:19pm

I think they are sisters...

Jessica Simpson pretends to be the biggest *blonde* as she makes millions - although I saw her Christmas special on Jay Leno - I wanted to knife off my ears...

You haven't heard what happened to Ashlee on SNL? I think her band started playing the wrong song and she didn't sing, but her voice started singing.....then she did a little jig...

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"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.

#4557

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:19pm

PH is the ultimate Famewhore...

even more so than J-Lo....

Ba-Ba has declined her standards considerably...

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"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#4558

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:20pm

Why is Paris Hilton famous?

YOu mean you haven't seen the video? LOL, jk

The fact that you don't know who they are is probably for the better...

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"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.

#4559

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:22pm

i remember hearing about the lip-synch fiasco..

i just had no frame of reference...

can either of them sing?

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"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#4560

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:22pm

No.

They all have that nasaly, Spear Britany voice...

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"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.

Updated On: 12/10/04 at 11:22 PM

#4561

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:23pm

I always loved that Gilda Radner-Madeline Kahn SNL sketch with Gilda as Baba and Madeline as Marlene Dietrich. "I had evewything wifted." "You mean you had your wegs wifted?" "Evewything. Even my weaw."

#4562

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:23pm

not really, atleast not in my opinion..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#4563

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:24pm

that was pretty succinct there jmac....

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"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#4564

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:25pm

i loved gilda on gp

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"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#4565

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:26pm

jamc, why dont you tell us how you REALLY feel.. dont sugar coat it on our account.. haha

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#4566

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:26pm

Well, when you listen to Bway recordings and see shows you learn how to separate good singing from, well, the 12 y.o. popstar singers...

That's why some ppl on this board have to stop talking about certain actresses - making them sound as bad as Ashlee Simpson...makes me want to throw up...

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"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.

#4567

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:27pm

so true jmac - Broadway defintely seperates the singers from the posers...

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"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#4568

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:29pm

I laugh at American Idol.

Fantasia Barino? Please...the Ensemble of most shows contain better singers...

(not saying anything about ensembles - it's just hard to make a point saying the lead of ______)

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"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.

#4569

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:29pm

never seen idol - too much stunt singing...

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"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#4570

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:29pm

Fantasia makes me scared. She sounds like she's ripping her throat out when she sings.

#4571

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:30pm

my point...

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"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#4572

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:30pm

Too much nasal singing...

And did you notice how she always spins around and around and around...is she high?

I love watching the beginning - with the bad singers...William Hung (OMG)

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"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.

#4573

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:31pm

the closest I can get is Showtime at the Apollo

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"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#4574

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:32pm

And she always manages to get "Yeah, yeah, yeah" into every song. Even "Summertime."

My favorite "bad" singer will forever be Keith "Like a Virgin" Beukelaer. In second place is the Stoned Silent Night guy. "Si-ya-lent niiight...I said a si-ya-lent niiight..."

#4575

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:32pm

Oy William hung.. Frightening..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas