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JoAnne1
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/20/04
#4550The Rent Welcome Wagon.
Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:14pm
yeah - com central runs classic SNL - i catch them every now and again... FUNNY!!
for now - I'll have to settle for Chappele!
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam
"Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!"
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jmaclover
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/13/04
#4551The Rent Welcome Wagon.
Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:15pmHow about Ashlee Simpson...that was horrible - but she made fun of herself when she won...
"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.
JoAnne1
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/20/04
#4552The Rent Welcome Wagon.
Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:17pm
okay - generation gap...
who is Ashlee Simpson? (related to Jessica?)
Why is Jessica Simpson famous?
please hip the old lady to current pop culture....
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam
"Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!"
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ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#4553The Rent Welcome Wagon.
Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:18pmJessica is a singer, and Ashlee is her younger sister. :) The question is also "Why is Paris Hilton famous? And why did Baba Wawa interview her?"
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#4554The Rent Welcome Wagon.
Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:18pm
haha.. Old Fredi? I dont think so..
Yes Ashlee is Jessica's little sister. Jessica is a pop singer, gone reality tv airhead.. **shrugs**
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
jmaclover
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/13/04
#4555The Rent Welcome Wagon.
Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:19pm
I think they are sisters...
Jessica Simpson pretends to be the biggest *blonde* as she makes millions - although I saw her Christmas special on Jay Leno - I wanted to knife off my ears...
You haven't heard what happened to Ashlee on SNL? I think her band started playing the wrong song and she didn't sing, but her voice started singing.....then she did a little jig...
"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.
JoAnne1
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/20/04
#4556The Rent Welcome Wagon.
Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:19pm
PH is the ultimate Famewhore...
even more so than J-Lo....
Ba-Ba has declined her standards considerably...
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam
"Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!"
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jmaclover
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/13/04
#4557The Rent Welcome Wagon.
Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:20pm
Why is Paris Hilton famous?
YOu mean you haven't seen the video? LOL, jk
The fact that you don't know who they are is probably for the better...
"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.
JoAnne1
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/20/04
#4558The Rent Welcome Wagon.
Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:22pm
i remember hearing about the lip-synch fiasco..
i just had no frame of reference...
can either of them sing?
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam
"Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!"
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jmaclover
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/13/04
#4559The Rent Welcome Wagon.
Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:22pm
No.
They all have that nasaly, Spear Britany voice...
"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.
Updated On: 12/10/04 at 11:22 PM
ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#4560The Rent Welcome Wagon.
Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:23pmI always loved that Gilda Radner-Madeline Kahn SNL sketch with Gilda as Baba and Madeline as Marlene Dietrich. "I had evewything wifted." "You mean you had your wegs wifted?" "Evewything. Even my weaw."
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#4561The Rent Welcome Wagon.
Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:23pmnot really, atleast not in my opinion..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
JoAnne1
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/20/04
#4562The Rent Welcome Wagon.
Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:24pm
that was pretty succinct there jmac.... 
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam
"Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!"
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JoAnne1
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/20/04
#4563The Rent Welcome Wagon.
Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:25pmi loved gilda on gp
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam
"Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!"
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camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#4564The Rent Welcome Wagon.
Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:26pmjamc, why dont you tell us how you REALLY feel.. dont sugar coat it on our account.. haha
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
jmaclover
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/13/04
#4565The Rent Welcome Wagon.
Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:26pm
Well, when you listen to Bway recordings and see shows you learn how to separate good singing from, well, the 12 y.o. popstar singers...
That's why some ppl on this board have to stop talking about certain actresses - making them sound as bad as Ashlee Simpson...makes me want to throw up...
"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.
JoAnne1
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/20/04
#4566The Rent Welcome Wagon.
Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:27pmso true jmac - Broadway defintely seperates the singers from the posers...
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam
"Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!"
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jmaclover
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/13/04
#4567The Rent Welcome Wagon.
Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:29pm
I laugh at American Idol.
Fantasia Barino? Please...the Ensemble of most shows contain better singers...
(not saying anything about ensembles - it's just hard to make a point saying the lead of ______)
"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.
JoAnne1
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/20/04
#4568The Rent Welcome Wagon.
Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:29pmnever seen idol - too much stunt singing...
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam
"Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!"
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ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#4569The Rent Welcome Wagon.
Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:29pmFantasia makes me scared. She sounds like she's ripping her throat out when she sings.
JoAnne1
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/20/04
#4570The Rent Welcome Wagon.
Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:30pmmy point...
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam
"Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!"
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jmaclover
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/13/04
#4571The Rent Welcome Wagon.
Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:30pm
Too much nasal singing...
And did you notice how she always spins around and around and around...is she high?
I love watching the beginning - with the bad singers...William Hung (OMG)
"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.
JoAnne1
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/20/04
#4572The Rent Welcome Wagon.
Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:31pm
the closest I can get is Showtime at the Apollo 
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam
"Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!"
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ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#4573The Rent Welcome Wagon.
Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:32pm
And she always manages to get "Yeah, yeah, yeah" into every song. Even "Summertime."
My favorite "bad" singer will forever be Keith "Like a Virgin" Beukelaer. In second place is the Stoned Silent Night guy. "Si-ya-lent niiight...I said a si-ya-lent niiight..."
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#4574The Rent Welcome Wagon.
Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:32pmOy William hung.. Frightening..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
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