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#4526

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:22pm

No.

They all have that nasaly, Spear Britany voice...

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"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.

Updated On: 12/10/04 at 11:22 PM

#4527

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:23pm

I always loved that Gilda Radner-Madeline Kahn SNL sketch with Gilda as Baba and Madeline as Marlene Dietrich. "I had evewything wifted." "You mean you had your wegs wifted?" "Evewything. Even my weaw."

#4528

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:23pm

not really, atleast not in my opinion..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#4529

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:24pm

that was pretty succinct there jmac....

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#4530

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:25pm

i loved gilda on gp

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"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#4531

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:26pm

jamc, why dont you tell us how you REALLY feel.. dont sugar coat it on our account.. haha

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#4532

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:26pm

Well, when you listen to Bway recordings and see shows you learn how to separate good singing from, well, the 12 y.o. popstar singers...

That's why some ppl on this board have to stop talking about certain actresses - making them sound as bad as Ashlee Simpson...makes me want to throw up...

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"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.

#4533

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:27pm

so true jmac - Broadway defintely seperates the singers from the posers...

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"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#4534

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:29pm

I laugh at American Idol.

Fantasia Barino? Please...the Ensemble of most shows contain better singers...

(not saying anything about ensembles - it's just hard to make a point saying the lead of ______)

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"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.

#4535

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:29pm

never seen idol - too much stunt singing...

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"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#4536

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:29pm

Fantasia makes me scared. She sounds like she's ripping her throat out when she sings.

#4537

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:30pm

my point...

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"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#4538

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:30pm

Too much nasal singing...

And did you notice how she always spins around and around and around...is she high?

I love watching the beginning - with the bad singers...William Hung (OMG)

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"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.

#4539

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:31pm

the closest I can get is Showtime at the Apollo

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"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#4540

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:32pm

And she always manages to get "Yeah, yeah, yeah" into every song. Even "Summertime."

My favorite "bad" singer will forever be Keith "Like a Virgin" Beukelaer. In second place is the Stoned Silent Night guy. "Si-ya-lent niiight...I said a si-ya-lent niiight..."

#4541

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:32pm

Oy William hung.. Frightening..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#4542

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:34pm

sounds hysterical...

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"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#4543

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:34pm

I'll always love the girl that threw the water on Simon...

The runner up last year, I was all for her...she was so pure (well compared to everyone else)...

And excuse me, Clay Fakin'....I don't think so, he's good and all...but I can't stand his voice anymore...::puts on OBC Something::

There are a lot of people who can sing...it doesn't matter to me anymore unless you can get up on a stage sing and act....That may not be fair but w/e

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"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.

#4544

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:36pm

I used to be a total Claymate, but lately I've found him grating. He does this thing where he attacks the first note and then whisper/warbles the last one. Like "SOOOOOOlitaiRRRe's the only game eeeen tahhh....n...."

#4545

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:36pm

Fredi, William can't carry a tune in a wheel barrow to save his life.. OMG.. he's horrible, and singing "She Bang" originally a Ricky Martin flop.. it was all bad!

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#4546

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:37pm

so did this clay guy win?

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"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#4547

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:37pm

I feel bad that they exploit him

His CD was called...I forget...something about hope or persevearanceor "Hey, I can't sing but I have a record deal." At least he doesn't try to be good - he has a pure voice....(haha)

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"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.

#4548

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:38pm

How about Jon "Dean Martin" Stevens singing Crocodile Rock? *cringe*

It was "Inspiration", Jmac.

No, Fredi, he didn't. Ruben, the massive crooning velvet teddy bear won. He makes me nervous because the simple act of walking onstage and singing one chorus of a song makes him break out in a sweat and look like he's about to have a coronary. He really needs to lose weight.

Updated On: 12/10/04 at 11:38 PM

#4549

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:38pm

does w/e mean "whatever"?

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"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#4550

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Posted: 12/10/04 at 11:38pm

No Reuben Stoddard (sp?) won.... h's good to, but haven't seen him at all...

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"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.