It doesn't help that young nyphettes like MK & Ashley, Lindsay, Hillary, Ashlee, etc. all glorify the tween celebrity. I think it's at an unprecedented level, although some may beg to differ. So for a lot of parents, just make Suzie the next Mandy Moore and she's the meal ticket out of Nowhere Land, right?
And for every Ron Howard or Brooke Shields, there's a whole lot more Corey Hart, Corey Feldman, and all those other D-list celebs on The Surreal Life.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell