Heh. Tell it while I'm getting my concoction ready.
I had a vodka issue when I was on a Mexican cruise a few years back. Poor people paid so much money for a stateroom with a window, and then I hocked it back over the side of the boat and saw my spray hit those nice circular windows.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell