Oh, before I go, on the subject of gerbils, did you guys ever hear the urban legend about Richard Gere shoving a gerbil up his ass? Where did it come from? (The legend, not the gerbil. Or his ass for that matter.)
And with that classy anecdote, I'm outtie for a minute.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell