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insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#10050IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach
Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:47pm
Being online past your bedtime.
I'm told I'm quite disturbed, so go ahead and try to shock me.
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#10051IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach
Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:47pmNTG~ write whatever moves you.. just because you write it doesn't make you disturbed etc.. it's a form of art..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#10052IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach
Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:49pm
Nia-probably not...
As far as the fic...it's just that my stuff is getting so dark lately I'm almost starting to scare myself...
"A little humility wouldn't hurt."
--Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#10053IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach
Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:49pm
NTG, I'm just kidding, sweetie.
Please. When I was 16 I wrote, directed and filmed a movie dealing with incest, rape, familial abuse and murder.
If that's not F*CKed up, I don't know what is. And as anyone can attest, I'm as normal as they come.
ETA: Ellie, my movie was titled Fade To Black - yes, another Metallica shout out. Wanna make something of it?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Updated On: 12/29/04 at 11:49 PM
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
JoAnne1
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/20/04
#10054IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach
Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:50pm
ntg - poison must be removed from the system before it kills..
would you rather right it out in dark stories...
or would you rather act it out in stark realities?
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam
"Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!"
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#10055IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach
Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:50pmThat would be the kind of F*CKed up I'm talking about for this fic, Tiff.
"A little humility wouldn't hurt."
--Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#10056IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach
Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:51pm
When I was about 14, I filmed a home movie about my maths teacher being kidnapped and held by me and my friends. Suffice to say she did not make it out alive...
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#10057IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach
Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:51pm
Tiff ~ if you are normal I'm mary freakin poppins!
Like I said it's all good NTG.. you are just writting, you aren't actually doing any of it..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#10058IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach
Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:51pmLast year (when I was younger than Tiff was when she made that movie) I had a rather graphic dream about killing someone I know, and I have since thought up several clever and gruesome ways of disposing of unsavory figures. *shrug*
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#10059IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach
Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:52pm
NTG, as long as you're writing until the context of "fanfic" and not "NTG's daily blog", I won't be concerned.
And goodie, I like dark themes.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
JoAnne1
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/20/04
#10060IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach
Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:53pm
tiff just proved my next point...
there is not a person alive who hasn't had some of the darkest, evilest thoughts imaginable...
it's part of our nature
however, how you exercise your demons is what counts...
some become self-destructive (overeating, drinking, drugs, extreme promiscuity, etc..)
some destroy others (murder, rape, battery, etc...)
some create .... i mean c'mon, why do you think slasher films are SO POPULAR?
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam
"Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!"
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camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#10061IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach
Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:54pm
because you can use your imagination to insert the person you want slashed at that very moment..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#10062IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach
Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:55pmSom, is it abnormal that I've been planning "the perfect murder" from the day that I was old enough to read Encyclopedia Brown?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
JoAnne1
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/20/04
#10063IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach
Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:55pmbingo cam..
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam
"Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!"
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Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#10064IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach
Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:55pm
I must go now, folksicles. 'Till the morrow...goodnight.
And P.S.
Metallica smell like poopoo!
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#10065IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach
Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:56pmNot at all, Tiffy. I'd love to hear it, actually.
#10066IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach
Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:56pm
Okay, okay...you guys have convinced me...I'll give it a try. I don't think it's getting posted, though...the parents would slaughter me...if they noticed.
And speaking of parents..
THEY CAME HOME AND WENT STRAIGHT TO BED!!!! AND I HAVE NOTHING TO DO TOMORROW MORNING AND THE PARENTAL CONTROLS ARE SHUT OFF!
::does serious happy dance::
"A little humility wouldn't hurt."
--Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"
JoAnne1
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/20/04
#10067IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach
Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:57pm
folksicles...
hahaaaa
i like that 
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam
"Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!"
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camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#10068IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach
Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:57pm
Night Ellie..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#10069IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach
Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:57pm
Ellie, I'm gonna kick your ass when you're on tomorrow. (And insert your cyber-image when I'm watching Scream later on tonight.)
Som, sure. I'd love some input too. Well, there are the conditions I've given myself. The murder can't be just a random person because those are too easy - no one in his/her life knows of you, you're not a suspect (likely)... Also, you can't hire someone else to do it. That's a cop out.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#10070IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach
Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:58pm
Nice Ellie.
Tiff, go on. I'm intrigued.
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#10071IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach
Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:58pm
it's all good NTG.. as long as you share via email!
still liking that last one..
*mind wanders**
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#10072IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach
Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:00amReally the "victim" changes based on what's going on in my life at the time. I actually think about this when I'm trying to fall asleep. I've come up with ways to off my friends, my enemies, my parents, my professors, sometimes just the person who delivers my mail. It's not as screwy as it sounds - I'm intrigued by the forensic aspects and how to totally "get away" with it. Have you seen Murder By Numbers before?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#10073IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach
Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:00am
I shall!
Although all the gory detail of the new fic are getting posted though...did you notice the disclaimer? I amuse myself that I write stuff with ratings technically too high for me to write...
"A little humility wouldn't hurt."
--Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"
JoAnne1
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/20/04
#10074IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach
Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:00am
cool ntg - maybe you can hang with us till the loops are done!
guys - i want you to try something for me...
for the next week or so - anytime you find yourself angsting over b/s....
think of it as spending money - LOTS of money - on NOTHING!
think of all the emotional, spiritual and even physical "currency" you spend angsting over the tiniest, most insignificant of things...
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam
"Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!"
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