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#10051

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:47pm

Being online past your bedtime.

I'm told I'm quite disturbed, so go ahead and try to shock me.

#10052

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:47pm

NTG~ write whatever moves you.. just because you write it doesn't make you disturbed etc.. it's a form of art..

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#10053

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:49pm

Nia-probably not...

As far as the fic...it's just that my stuff is getting so dark lately I'm almost starting to scare myself...

"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"

#10054

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:49pm

NTG, I'm just kidding, sweetie.

Please. When I was 16 I wrote, directed and filmed a movie dealing with incest, rape, familial abuse and murder.

If that's not F*CKed up, I don't know what is. And as anyone can attest, I'm as normal as they come.

ETA: Ellie, my movie was titled Fade To Black - yes, another Metallica shout out. Wanna make something of it?

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

Updated On: 12/29/04 at 11:49 PM

#10055

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:50pm

ntg - poison must be removed from the system before it kills..

would you rather right it out in dark stories...

or would you rather act it out in stark realities?

"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#10056

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:50pm

That would be the kind of F*CKed up I'm talking about for this fic, Tiff.

"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"

#10057

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:51pm

When I was about 14, I filmed a home movie about my maths teacher being kidnapped and held by me and my friends. Suffice to say she did not make it out alive...

#10058

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:51pm

Tiff ~ if you are normal I'm mary freakin poppins!

Like I said it's all good NTG.. you are just writting, you aren't actually doing any of it..

#10059

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:51pm

Last year (when I was younger than Tiff was when she made that movie) I had a rather graphic dream about killing someone I know, and I have since thought up several clever and gruesome ways of disposing of unsavory figures. *shrug*

#10060

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:52pm

NTG, as long as you're writing until the context of "fanfic" and not "NTG's daily blog", I won't be concerned.

And goodie, I like dark themes.

#10061

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:53pm

tiff just proved my next point...

there is not a person alive who hasn't had some of the darkest, evilest thoughts imaginable...

it's part of our nature

however, how you exercise your demons is what counts...

some become self-destructive (overeating, drinking, drugs, extreme promiscuity, etc..)

some destroy others (murder, rape, battery, etc...)

some create .... i mean c'mon, why do you think slasher films are SO POPULAR?

"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#10062

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:54pm

because you can use your imagination to insert the person you want slashed at that very moment..

#10063

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:55pm

Som, is it abnormal that I've been planning "the perfect murder" from the day that I was old enough to read Encyclopedia Brown?

#10064

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:55pm

bingo cam..

"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#10065

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:55pm

I must go now, folksicles. 'Till the morrow...goodnight.

And P.S.
Metallica smell like poopoo!

#10066

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:56pm

Not at all, Tiffy. I'd love to hear it, actually.

#10067

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:56pm

Okay, okay...you guys have convinced me...I'll give it a try. I don't think it's getting posted, though...the parents would slaughter me...if they noticed.

And speaking of parents..

THEY CAME HOME AND WENT STRAIGHT TO BED!!!! AND I HAVE NOTHING TO DO TOMORROW MORNING AND THE PARENTAL CONTROLS ARE SHUT OFF!

::does serious happy dance::

"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"

#10068

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:57pm

folksicles...

hahaaaa

i like that

"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#10069

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:57pm

Night Ellie..

#10070

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:57pm

Ellie, I'm gonna kick your ass when you're on tomorrow. (And insert your cyber-image when I'm watching Scream later on tonight.)

Som, sure. I'd love some input too. Well, there are the conditions I've given myself. The murder can't be just a random person because those are too easy - no one in his/her life knows of you, you're not a suspect (likely)... Also, you can't hire someone else to do it. That's a cop out.

#10071

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:58pm

Nice Ellie.

Tiff, go on. I'm intrigued.

#10072

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:58pm

it's all good NTG.. as long as you share via email!

still liking that last one..

*mind wanders**

#10073

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:00am

Really the "victim" changes based on what's going on in my life at the time. I actually think about this when I'm trying to fall asleep. I've come up with ways to off my friends, my enemies, my parents, my professors, sometimes just the person who delivers my mail. It's not as screwy as it sounds - I'm intrigued by the forensic aspects and how to totally "get away" with it. Have you seen Murder By Numbers before?

#10074

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:00am

I shall!

Although all the gory detail of the new fic are getting posted though...did you notice the disclaimer? I amuse myself that I write stuff with ratings technically too high for me to write...

"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"

#10075

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:00am

cool ntg - maybe you can hang with us till the loops are done!

guys - i want you to try something for me...

for the next week or so - anytime you find yourself angsting over b/s....

think of it as spending money - LOTS of money - on NOTHING!

think of all the emotional, spiritual and even physical "currency" you spend angsting over the tiniest, most insignificant of things...

"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

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