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#10076

Life is a precious gift, treasure every moment of it

Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:46am

soft fuzzy puppies..

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#10077

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:46am

shub - don't ever believe that you will someday get them to understand how the seats work (number wise, etc...)

IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN

and worse - the ones who decide to sit where they want - like the movies - will always be there (though not as bad as the ones sitting 1 seat off - that's constant...)

the worst, natch, are the ones who disturb the show - and in so many fascinating ways...

one night this chick was giving a play-by-play of the play to a friend on her cell... pissed as all get out that i made her get off...

"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#10078

Life is a precious gift, treasure every moment of it

Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:47am

'I could regale you with tales of stupid theatregoers I've been dealing with these past few days...? '

Sounds ammusing enough...

Here in this cold white room tied up to these machines, it's hard to imagine life as it used to be. Laughing, screaming, tumbling queen... Like the most amazing light show you've ever seen. Whirling, swirling, never blue... How could you go and die? What a selfish thing to do... RIP Jason

#10079

Life is a precious gift, treasure every moment of it

Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:48am

**waits patiently for the tales to begin**

#10080

Life is a precious gift, treasure every moment of it

Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:48am

yes, yes! do tell!

"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#10081

Life is a precious gift, treasure every moment of it

Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:49am

one guy asked the usher what the inserts (that some1 wasn't in the show) meant....

i hate ppl who fight about the seats - and what move when they know they are wrong

#10082

Life is a precious gift, treasure every moment of it

Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:49am

Shub, do tell..

http://www.beintheheights.com/katnicole1 (Please click and help me win!) I chose, and my world was shaken- So what?
The choice may have been mistaken, The choosing was not... "Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda "And when Idina Menzel is singing, I'm always slightly worried that her teeth are going to jump out of her mouth and chase me." - Schmerg_the_Impaler

#10083

Life is a precious gift, treasure every moment of it

Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:50am

I was seeing Phantom (the movie) yesterday and this woman actually started talking on her cell...people yelled at her to take it outside and she acted all offended. ARGH.

But in the Broadway theatres, we have the morons who, when I show them their seats, ask where their loved ones are sitting. Um, NEXT TO YOU? Or when I tell them to sit on the aisle, they sit in the middle of the row?

This afternoon there were two chicks with a cameraphone and I had to go all Camera Nazi Usher on them, and then of course, I'm a bitch. ARGH

#10084

Life is a precious gift, treasure every moment of it

Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:51am

oy! inserts! does that take me back or what?

"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#10085

Life is a precious gift, treasure every moment of it

Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:53am

these ppl at AQ got screwed up tix (supposed to be with each other but one ticket was on the other side of the thtr) and they yelled at the usher -

how would you know about inserts - if there was an insert for you, you wouldn't have seen it lol JK

#10086

Life is a precious gift, treasure every moment of it

Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:53am

because i ushered bway for 3 years...

"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#10087

Life is a precious gift, treasure every moment of it

Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:53am

**raises hand energetically** I'm such a camera nazi!! hehe.. I hate disrepectful people..

I love the people that dont read the sub board in the lobby.. Or those stupid people that write reviews for the papers and get cast member names wrong, or plots and characters wrong..

#10088

Life is a precious gift, treasure every moment of it

Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:53am

Today, I specifically told two people to go up to Row L and turn LEFT. What do they do? Turn right. And sit in seats 101 and 102 instead of 2 and 4.

I also enjoy yelling at the people in the front row to "please take your belongings OFF the railing. And that INCLUDES Playbills."

#10089

Life is a precious gift, treasure every moment of it

Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:54am

yeah - and keep your damn FEET off too!

"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#10090

Life is a precious gift, treasure every moment of it

Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:55am

OMG Shub that reminds me.. the front row of rushers got yelled at the first night in Baltimore because this one guy tried to steal the key.. I had made him give it back, and he was all mad at me.. Then the house manager came and told us all to stay away from the stage.. I was so mad!

#10091

Life is a precious gift, treasure every moment of it

Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:56am

Just kick em Fredi!

#10092

Life is a precious gift, treasure every moment of it

Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:57am

Haha! Gotta love stupid people, Shub.

At the Shakespeare Festival here, one of the theatres is three-sided thrust, so that when you're sitting in the front row, your feet are on the floor of the stage.

I'm a seasonal subscriber, and I take classes and do summer stock there.

The other day, I was sitting in the front row, and at intermission I got up to go out of the theatre. This, of course, involved walking across several feet of the stage floor. As I'm walking out, I hear this woman turn to her husband and say, "Did you see that kid? Walking ON THE STAGE? They shouldn't let teenage punks like her come to decent theatre here!"

"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"

#10093

Life is a precious gift, treasure every moment of it

Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:57am

Grr I hate the cell phones. I especially love the people who get there early and the people they're supposed to be with are late, and then they stand up right where they're sitting to try and help the others find their seats or to see where they are. And I'm only 5'3 so if someone stands up in front of me, I don't see anything, even if I move around.

#10094

Life is a precious gift, treasure every moment of it

Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:58am

i did cam - i know i told that story on the thread already...

and the KEY

hahaaaaa

i remember nights there were dogfights over that stupid prop!

"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#10095

Life is a precious gift, treasure every moment of it

Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:58am

ahh, you mean from ushering

do you have to put in the inserts, or some1 else....?

#10096

Life is a precious gift, treasure every moment of it

Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:59am

Okay, random, but I just washed my hair.

Time to see what the new 'do looks like curly.

I'm thinking a kind of JLK look, for those of you who saw last year's tour.

"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"

#10097

Life is a precious gift, treasure every moment of it

Posted: 12/30/04 at 1:00am

'and the KEY
hahaaaaa
i remember nights there were dogfights over that stupid prop!

If I remember correctly there was a thread on props people own from shows, and quite a few people were very proud of themselves for owning 'the key' haha

#10098

Life is a precious gift, treasure every moment of it

Posted: 12/30/04 at 1:00am

I own Wicked streamers...

"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"

#10099

Life is a precious gift, treasure every moment of it

Posted: 12/30/04 at 1:02am

Haha! The key. I want to be the evil usher who screams at the front row people.

#10100

Life is a precious gift, treasure every moment of it

Posted: 12/30/04 at 1:03am

ushers do all the inserts

for which they are paid extra...

hey there NTG - glad you're still with us...

i've no point of reference on the do - so go for it!

"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

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