a funny part from Jewtopia comes to mind!
This guy pulled down his pants at his bar mitzvah out of nerves. since then, every bar mitzvah boy has followed suit.
The rabbi says, "I've seen 246 penises! If I wanted to see penises, I would have been a priest!"
i don;t think the "if i wanted to see penises" was there, i think it was something else...the rest is correct though!
Updated On: 12/31/04 at 01:19 AM