Tiff's words of wisdom for 2005: Stay away from the alcohol.
Total amount of money spent over holidays: >$1000
Total nights of drinking over the holidays: 5
Total drinks had: Lost count...
Total times falling over: 2
Total times falling over in front of disapproving family members: 2
Price of embarrassing disapproving family members in front of friends and relatives: Priceless
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell