OK...here is my version, the exact dialogue has been changed somewhat....
(BSO talks with BEKA in the doll workshop)
BSO: What? It's my forum! Go back to the chicken coop!
BEKA: You are just jealous!
BSO: Chicken coop!
(A few hours later; BST and CAM are in a room by themselves. BST is nervously pacing back and forth next to a phone. CAM sits calmly on a sofa reading "The Rent Bible.")
CAM: Would you stop pacing already!
BST: I'm just so nervous! Why haven't they done callbacks yet?
CAM: Well, you said NO ONE got a call yet. So relax.
BST: Maybe you're right...
(BST keeps pacing)
CAM: Alright, you! I have had enough! Oh, I have an idea how to calm you down!
BST: How?
CAM: Hypnotism. Here, sit down on the couch.
BST: (sitting) OK, but I don't know if it will work...
CAM: (pulling out a watch on a long chain) Relax.
(5 minutes later)
BST: I don't think it worked.
CAM: Yes it did. You were clucking like a chicken.
BST: No, that was you.
CAM: No, it was you.
BST: Except it was you.
CAM: That's true, but it was you.
BST: I'll buy that. As long as you mean you by "you."
CAM: What the hell does that mean?
BST: You know what it means.
CAM: No, I really don't. But, whatever. Maybe it was the phantom chicken.
BST: The phantom chicken you say? Where'd he go, then?
BSO: (enters) What's up, chickens?
BST: Found him!
CAM: Bso...is the phantom chicken.
(change of thread title; 30 minuntes later)
TIFF: (enters) Anyone wanna see my c0ck?
(TIFF presents BSO; change of title again)
BSO: I am confused.
(2 days later)
BSO: Oh, I get it!
(changes username)
(curtain call)
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
Updated On: 1/20/05 at 07:59 PM
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