BST - as Tiff and I have been discussing...raggy is wacky...
I told her about the discount service, Broadway Box...
Here are some questions she asked me:
Q: How do I sign up?
A: Where it says 'Subscribe.'
Q: Are the discounts free?
A: It says on the top of the page "Free to join."
Q: Do they have codes for Avenue Q?
A: Sometimes, but not usually.
Q: How do I buy tickets?
A: Click the link next to the discount code.
Q: Huh?
A: The duscount code...
Q: What discount code?
A: The one to buy discounted tickets for a certain show.
Q: I am confused. What shows do they have?
A: See the long list...click a show.
Q: But they have no codes for Avenue Q. Why not?
A: Like I said, it's a popular show. They don't always have codes.
Q: Oh, I get it. But why not?
A: Just try another show.
Q: I tried All Shook Up. Now what?
A: Congratulations. Now, click the link by the discount code. (This opens a box like the one when you buy tickets from telecharge. It asks the date of the performance, quantity of tickets, what seats, etc.)
Q: I did that. How do I choose my seats and what day I wanna go?
A: Same as if you were buying from telecharge...
Q: Oh. Do I get a discount?
A: Thus the purpose of this exericise.
Q: How do I choose what day I go?
A: Select the day?
Q: Yeah, but will it let me?
A: Sometimes the discounts work for only certain days, sometimes they work for every performance.
Q: Oh. But how do I choose my seats?
A: Same as telecharge.
Q: But how do I choose how many tickets I get?
A: Same as telecharge.
Q: I get it. No, wait, I am still confused. I want to know where I am sitting before the show.
A: ::BANG:: ::BANG::
Q: How do I choose what performance I get tickets for?
A:....
Q: Hello?
A:...
Q: Why are you ignoring me?
A:...
Q: Look, you are being really mean. I am sorry I can't use the computer. I am so excited, I have to go pee! BRB, ok?
A:...
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
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