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#14350Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/21/05 at 4:44am
She's ditched you. Get over it.
I Ruv you!
~Type~
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#14351Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/21/05 at 4:45am
BST I LOVE the sig
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#14352Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/21/05 at 4:45am
i'll have everyones babies.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#14353Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/21/05 at 4:49am
oh goodie!!
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#14354Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/21/05 at 4:52amtechnically, i can take none of the credit for the sig...it's all the "wisdom" of raggy
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#14355Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/21/05 at 4:53amDear, you got that a bit wrong. It's actually "Raggy Q poo". Lower-case 'poo'. For a lower-class poohead.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#14356Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/21/05 at 4:55am
i'll go fix that.
by the way...why the poo? it's inviting insults.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#14357Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/21/05 at 4:57amWhy the Raggy, is what I'm asking.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#14358Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/21/05 at 5:00am
i dont know.
ok...so i became a legend what, maybe 2 weeks ago?
i'm already at over 1600 posts.
this is sad.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#14359Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/21/05 at 5:05amWas it seriously only 2 weeks ago?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#14360Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/21/05 at 5:12amyeah...because of when my computer wasnt working and then when i was out of town.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#14361Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/21/05 at 10:44am
Wow BST you need to get a life!!!
**looks at own post count**
SH*T!
**just called the kettle black**
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#14362BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken
Posted: 1/21/05 at 12:53pm
BST - as Tiff and I have been discussing...raggy is wacky...
I told her about the discount service, Broadway Box...
Here are some questions she asked me:
Q: How do I sign up?
A: Where it says 'Subscribe.'
Q: Are the discounts free?
A: It says on the top of the page "Free to join."
Q: Do they have codes for Avenue Q?
A: Sometimes, but not usually.
Q: How do I buy tickets?
A: Click the link next to the discount code.
Q: Huh?
A: The duscount code...
Q: What discount code?
A: The one to buy discounted tickets for a certain show.
Q: I am confused. What shows do they have?
A: See the long list...click a show.
Q: But they have no codes for Avenue Q. Why not?
A: Like I said, it's a popular show. They don't always have codes.
Q: Oh, I get it. But why not?
A: Just try another show.
Q: I tried All Shook Up. Now what?
A: Congratulations. Now, click the link by the discount code. (This opens a box like the one when you buy tickets from telecharge. It asks the date of the performance, quantity of tickets, what seats, etc.)
Q: I did that. How do I choose my seats and what day I wanna go?
A: Same as if you were buying from telecharge...
Q: Oh. Do I get a discount?
A: Thus the purpose of this exericise.
Q: How do I choose what day I go?
A: Select the day?
Q: Yeah, but will it let me?
A: Sometimes the discounts work for only certain days, sometimes they work for every performance.
Q: Oh. But how do I choose my seats?
A: Same as telecharge.
Q: But how do I choose how many tickets I get?
A: Same as telecharge.
Q: I get it. No, wait, I am still confused. I want to know where I am sitting before the show.
A: ::BANG:: ::BANG::
Q: How do I choose what performance I get tickets for?
A:....
Q: Hello?
A:...
Q: Why are you ignoring me?
A:...
Q: Look, you are being really mean. I am sorry I can't use the computer. I am so excited, I have to go pee! BRB, ok?
A:...
#14363BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken
Posted: 1/21/05 at 12:56pm
Further proof of the stupidity of some people..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#14364BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken
Posted: 1/21/05 at 12:58pmyeah...for some reason I have been making a lot of convos...
#14365BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken
Posted: 1/21/05 at 1:03pm
I noticed.. But you better be careful she has a problem with being quoted you know..
**wags finger**
just do me a favor dont make scene's or convos out of some of the recent topics on here.. I'm not sure I could handle the amusement
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#14366BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken
Posted: 1/21/05 at 1:25pm
it's ok...i changed most of what she said...
LOL, well as per your request, I will try not to...
#14367BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken
Posted: 1/21/05 at 1:27pmI can only imagine the high~jinks and shenanigans you could find ans use against us.. bww will one day bite us in the butt I'm sure of it..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#14368BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken
Posted: 1/21/05 at 1:29pm
I am sure of it too...
So I will stop for now with the Q/A (which I didn't even realize was that long) and the history of my u/n...which is in my profile anyway...
Those two aren't so bad...some of the others....lol
#14369BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken
Posted: 1/21/05 at 1:31pmThere seems to be this misconception that we all detest long posts.. It's not true.. however when stupidity abounds we get snarky.. and then b*tchy it just tends to escalate..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#14370BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken
Posted: 1/21/05 at 1:35pm
LOL, like BST's LONG sig of stupidity?
No, I just didn't realize I had typed so much in the Q/A post...
glad you enjoyed it lol....or w/e
#14371BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken
Posted: 1/21/05 at 1:37pm
Oh Yes I enjoyed it.. it made me laugh, in a mean spirited sor tof way.. but I laughed none the less..
is that bad?
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#14372BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken
Posted: 1/21/05 at 1:40pm
You are asking me if that's bad? seriously? I wrote the DAMN thing...lol...is that bad?
Well, technically, I only recounted a historical event...
Just remember, SCHADENFREUDE...and seeing as how she only likes AQ (as ally told me, that's the only show she has any idea about)....she knows schadenfreude...
#14373BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken
Posted: 1/21/05 at 1:44pm
I meant was it bad that I found it funny in a mean spirited way?
Part of me would love to choke her with her words..
Part of me thinks it's someone just egging us on and screwing with us..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#14374BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken
Posted: 1/21/05 at 1:49pmI don't think it is...As I told Tiff, Ally (you remember her, surely?) talked to her on AIM and on the Avenue Q boards - and she was the same...and as you can see from my AIM convo with her...
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