being a fan of both wrestling and college football from way back i can say with certainty that the person now called the rock is indeed gay. he is also an alien replicant who took control of the young dwayne johnson during treatment for the 1995 back injury which ended johnson's hopes of playing in the nfl alongside his miami teammates warren sapp and ray lewis. he soon gravitated to wrestling, a venue long dominated by gay aliens: the iron sheik, rowdy roddy savage, gorgeous george. i think his first wrestling pseudonym says it all: flex kavanah. gay space aliens stol the body of dwayne johnson and have been using it to perpetuate a race of giant gay wrestlers.
i'd go on, but i see the mother ship in final approach and must make sure that my family's foil helmets are in place to escape their evil death rays.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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