The Ten Trolls of BroadwayWorld
The Ten Trolls of BroadwayWorld
#1The Ten Trolls of BroadwayWorld
Posted: 1/13/10 at 4:29pm
Actually, the article is "The 10 Trolls Every Blogger Will Encounter," but we encounter them here too.
10 Trolls Every Blogger Will Encounter
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#2The Ten Trolls of BroadwayWorld
Posted: 1/13/10 at 4:32pmThere is a treasure trove of trolls toiling here.
#2The Ten Trolls of BroadwayWorld
Posted: 1/13/10 at 4:39pmThat was hilarious!!!
#3The Ten Trolls of BroadwayWorld
Posted: 1/13/10 at 4:40pm
Oh boy. I can think of a #6 right off the bat.
And oy, I might be a grammar nazi troll myself!
#4The Ten Trolls of BroadwayWorld
Posted: 1/13/10 at 4:54pm
I love how there's a poster for "TROLL 2" on the article!
#5The Ten Trolls of BroadwayWorld
Posted: 1/13/10 at 5:03pm
5. The self-promotional troll
Marti Gould Cummings
PiraguaGuy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/08
#6The Ten Trolls of BroadwayWorld
Posted: 1/13/10 at 5:12pmAbout 2/3 of this site is #9.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#7The Ten Trolls of BroadwayWorld
Posted: 1/13/10 at 10:55pmI've finally got a diagnosis!
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#8The Ten Trolls of BroadwayWorld
Posted: 1/13/10 at 10:59pmNamo, you are a troll at the bars, but here not really.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#9The Ten Trolls of BroadwayWorld
Posted: 1/13/10 at 11:09pmNo, no, no, I know Jane was talking about me. And she's right!
#10The Ten Trolls of BroadwayWorld
Posted: 1/13/10 at 11:21pm
Au contraire kimosabe!
You mean #6? oy gevalt veys meer!
I was talking about some lunatic.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#11The Ten Trolls of BroadwayWorld
Posted: 1/14/10 at 12:41amI am a #6. And if you tell me I'm not again I will mention it every single time I respond to one of your posts for the next 7 years.
Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#13The Ten Trolls of BroadwayWorld
Posted: 1/14/10 at 12:58am
I don't see these as difinitions of the 'trolls', I see them as definitions of our beloved posting family.
I match at least three of them.
The trolls are just . . . well, trolls.
F*CK them, to quote Stanley Tucci in JULIE & JULIA.
#14The Ten Trolls of BroadwayWorld
Posted: 1/14/10 at 12:55pmI, for one, am NOT a Grammar Nazi. I am a Grammar Observationalist. But I have been called a racist troll on this site before for reasons that escape me. I will admit that I have displayed a few mild trollistic qualities, though I don't believe I've quite reached the status of troll yet. Pixie or Imp, perhaps. Imp. Yes, that's what I am.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#15The Ten Trolls of BroadwayWorld
Posted: 1/14/10 at 12:58pmIt's a slippery slope.
Roscoe
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#16The Ten Trolls of BroadwayWorld
Posted: 1/14/10 at 1:53pm
"It's a slippery slope."
Racist.
#17The Ten Trolls of BroadwayWorld
Posted: 1/14/10 at 1:56pm
Can't we just go ahead and list the Ten Biggest @ssholes of BroadwayWorld?
I bet we'd come to an agreement fairly quickly.
#18The Ten Trolls of BroadwayWorld
Posted: 1/14/10 at 2:01pmOh Reg...I BEG you to start that list!!! Double dog dare you!
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#19The Ten Trolls of BroadwayWorld
Posted: 1/14/10 at 2:03pm
The top ten CURRENT trolls or top ten ALL TIME trolls?
This could be fun.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#20The Ten Trolls of BroadwayWorld
Posted: 1/14/10 at 2:06pm
As a person in recovery from #6 Trollaholism, I would be less interested in taking the inventory of others by posting these Top Ten lists than I would be in using them as an intervention to maybe help others get the assistance they need.
So, go ahead, Reg.
#21The Ten Trolls of BroadwayWorld
Posted: 1/14/10 at 3:46pm
"Reg . . . Double dog dare you!"; "So, go ahead, Reg."
I'm sure my mother had many failings, but raising an idiot son wasn't one of them.
#22The Ten Trolls of BroadwayWorld
Posted: 1/14/10 at 4:17pmThen how bout a few initials?
#24The Ten Trolls of BroadwayWorld
Posted: 1/14/10 at 4:24pm
The Troll Song
From Harry Potter the muscial
(To the tune of The Trolley Song, from Meet Me in St. Louis)
HARRY - Midst the celebrations held on Halloween
With my food piled high upon my plate
Then through the door came Quirrell, looking none-too-virile,
"A troll broke through our gate!"
RON - Dumble told the prefects, who secured each House,.
For a troll's the deadliest of beasts.
As we left the feast, we thought "Herm's unreleased,
We'll warn her of the beast at least."
On their way to warn Hermione, they run into the prowling troll,
carrying an enormous club
BOTH - Bang bang bang went the troll, he
More more gore went his yell
Churn, churn, churn went our tummies
Once we got downwind from his smell
RON - Slam, slam, slam went the doorway
Run, run, run went our feet
Scream scream scream then went Hermy
We knew we had to retrace our retreat
HARRY - We ran back in and there's a sink
That gets knocked 'gainst a wall where we saw Hermy shrink
I told her "Run!" but wasted breath
She couldn't move because it would have meant her death
HARRY jumps on the troll's back, as RON's Wingardium Spell
knocks it out with its own club
Jump, jump, jump on the troll, he
Swung, swung, swung with his pole
Swish, swish, flick now went Ron's wand
And then it started to fall, and it was 12 feet tall, a limp soul
Spinning out of con-troll…….
Enter McGonagall, looking angry, followed by Quirrell & Snape
RON - Her mood was dark, her voice was cold
The look of 'Gonagall a loss of points foretold
We two stood dumb, like perfect saps
But then Hermione spoke up, and took the rap.
HARRY - Blah, blah blah went the teachers
Uh, uh, uh went our plea
Please, please, please then went Hermy
HERMIONE joins RON & HARRY
TRIO - As we started to leave
We could only perceive a new trend
We'll out conflicts suspend
For we three are now friends who'll defend till the end
Let us blend as allies, that's how wizards form ties!
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