I should be studying for the exam I have Wednesday or doing homework, but I'm absolutely exhausted.
"There was this one time an alarm went off - it was in the middle of '24.' That's just wrong. Everyone knows everyone was watching '24' at that time."
--NYU student quoted in the Washington Square News about students ignoring the frequent fire alarms in dorms
Hamlet= dead father+ depressed dude+slutty mother+ ghost of dead father+ murderous uncle+ suicidal love interest+ bumbling fool of an advisor+ many deaths= a depressing play
There ya go!
"Blow out the candles, Robert, and make a wish. Want something. Want something."
In my AP English class, we got to write comic or modern short versions of Shakespeare's plays, and my group's was "Hamullet." And... well, Hamlet wore a mullet, and it was about a twisted, white trash family. It actually worked surprisingly well.