Mamma mia, you've just described every Sunday of my life growing up. My mom was full-blooded Italian (Naples), and honest to God, the amount of food you were expected to shove into yourself on a Sunday afternoon was OBSCENE!
The conversation always included:
- Who died that week
- Who would be expected to die within the next week
- New symptoms of any given disease and what that could mean for us all
- Saving four cents on bread when you need to spend $12 in gas to get to the store with the big bread sale
- The Old Neighborhood and How Bad Things Are Now
- The Pope (well, this was going back to Italian Popedom)
- Sinatra and how he was THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD
and last but not least:
- WHEN ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED?
How could I tell them I was a lesbian? Some of them STILL haven't figured it out!
Neither a borrower nor a lender be...unless that's mine in the first place.