Victoria and Norbert are both doing a lousy job hosting the Superficial awards.
Victoria: And the winner for Best Female Dancer...
Norbert opens the envelope
Victoria : Charlotte D'Amboise!
Charlotte start to go up, in tears and shock.
Victoria stares at envelope for a bit.
Victoria: Oh, dear Lord. Just kidding! Terribly sorry. The REAL winner is Chita Rivera! (Terribly sorry, Charlotte, dear.)
Norbert: (Great job, Victoria. We'll never get asked again. Atleast
I said the right name.)
Victoria discretely steps on Norbert's foot.
This is my signature.