The WORLD is ENDING. :)

Sandy.
Canadian Earthquake 7.7
Hawaiian Tsunami Warning.

And that's just Today.
Have a nice Bombay Sapphire Martini!

Updated On: 10/28/12 at 06:09 AM

Plenty of blame to go around:

Sandy = Grease = Theater = Blame the Gays
Canadian Earthquake = Blame Canada's Socialized Healthcare
Hawaii = Blame it for being Obama's alleged birthplace

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I actually do blame this on Obama. First he made the NWS say a hurricane was heading to Florida to roon the Republicant convention, and now, supposeably, a storm so massive is coming that 1/3 of the country has to go out and buy emergency supplies and food in an obvious manipulation of the economy. I'm really disappointed because when I voted for a communist for president, I didn't think he'd keep finding ways to make me engage so heavily with the capitalist system.

(I bought Teddie Peanut Butter and Marshmallow Fluff.)

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Updated On: 10/28/12 at 11:56 AM

Everyone in the NYC area with an iPhone got a MANDATORY EVACUATION notice for Zone A.

Facebook and Twitter are in a complete state of panic.

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Screw that. I'm getting a free OBAMAPHONE, because I'm one of the 47%.

I worked non-stop for 30 years. It's about f--king time I got back some of the money I put into the system.

Scew the free Obamacare, I'm getting a free cell phone beyothces!

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