Oh, I almost felt bad hating on Noah's Arc at first, because I thought "the gay black Sex and the City" (heavy on the quotes) deserved some emotional affirmative action... but then I actually watched a full episode. Ew.
Having just gone on a "source material for current Broadway shows" binge, though, I have to say the worst acting I've seen lately was Michael Beck as Sonny Malone in Xanadu. And for him to stand out in that movie, you know it was pretty darn awful.
"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.