The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels
The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels
#0The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels
Posted: 12/18/04 at 10:24pm
This was inspired by Saturday Morning Theatre Jokes, posted by Judy_in_disguise.
Her list made me come up with my own list.
And here they are:
The Sound of Prozac
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Retirement Village
Atlantic Intermissions
The Toads
Sweeney Todd : Back in the Habit
Newark, Newark!
Hilarita (Evita, starring Hilary Clinton)
Merry-Go-Round (Carousel)
Teeter-Totter (Seesaw)
Kiss Me, Mate
Oklahomo!
South Pathetic
KMart Express (Starlight Express)
Naked Retirees Singing!
Sweet Cruelty
A Little Death Metal
Yes, Yes Yvette (well this one is real...)
Mame : The NRA Musical
Poppin
Fleas (Cats)
Mortgage (Rent)
Fiddling on the Roof
Any others?
#1re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels
Posted: 12/18/04 at 10:24pmah ha I love the Mortgage one heh
"It's a great feeling of power to be naked in front of people. We're happy to watch actual incredible graphic violence and gore, but as soon as somebody's naked it seems like the public goes a bit bananas about the whole thing."
maybethistime
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/3/04
#2re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels
Posted: 12/18/04 at 10:33pm
Chicago 2: New York
Annie Get Your Paintball Gun
Man of LaGuardia
Craparet
Cumelot
Hoe Boat
Avenue R
Gel (Hairspray)
Funny Spinster (Funny Girl/Lady)
Pooptown
Hitmen (Assassins)
Into the 'Hood
West Side Whore-y
Beauty and the Yetti
Blood Sisters
Gritty Gritty Bang Bang
Damn Mets
Oddsmell
Hedwig and the Angry Centimeter
Little Shop of Whores
Movin' In
Ten (Nine)
Seduceical, the Musical
Tell me on a Monday
Thong & Pants
An Unemplyment Line
Updated On: 12/18/04 at 10:33 PM
#3re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels
Posted: 12/18/04 at 10:47pm
hahahaha
I love cumalot!!!
and wouldn't it be crap-away? 
maybethistime
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/3/04
#4re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels
Posted: 12/18/04 at 10:56pmYEA!! haha- crapaway is better!
#5re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels
Posted: 12/18/04 at 10:59pm
Tuesday in the Dark with Morrie
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
maybethistime
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/3/04
#6re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels
Posted: 12/18/04 at 11:00pm
haha priest! what about
Liquid: Elphaba's Revenge
#7re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels
Posted: 12/18/04 at 11:01pm
Hilarita (Evita, starring Hilary Clinton)
LMAO.
"Chicago is it's own incredible theater town right there smack down in the middle of the heartland. What a great city! I can see why Oprah likes to live there!" - Dee Hoty :-D
#8re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels
Posted: 12/18/04 at 11:06pmEight Brides for Five Brothers
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
maybethistime
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/3/04
#9re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels
Posted: 12/18/04 at 11:10pm
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THESER ARE MAKING FUN OF:
Slut Bastards from Uranus
Anonymity
I Can Get It For You on EBay
AND INSTEAD OF Atlantic Intermissions, SHOULDNT IT BE: Atlantic Entr'Actes
#10re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels
Posted: 12/18/04 at 11:19pm
I actually wrote Atlantic Entr'Actes first...but thought Intermissions sounded better.
Anonymity is Company
I can get it for you on EBay is I can get it for you wholesale
#11re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels
Posted: 12/18/04 at 11:56pm
Reincarnations (Assassins)
The Loin King (a racy tale of two young cubs)
bjivie2
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/13/04
#12re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels
Posted: 12/18/04 at 11:58pmToo bad the worst idea for a musical sequel was real: The Phantom of the Opera sequel. There have been some pretty awful ones though... Annie 2, Best Little Whorehouse 2, Nunsense (the entire series), etc.
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#14re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels
Posted: 12/19/04 at 12:46am
Bring Back Birdie
Annie Warbucks
Funny Lady
Best Little Whorehouse Goes Public
oh wait..those did happen..lol sequals are not cut out for musical theatre
Jwaa
Broadway Star Joined: 11/28/04
#15re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels
Posted: 12/19/04 at 9:15amThe Morning After (The wild party)
#16re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels
Posted: 12/19/04 at 11:39am
Joseph and the Amazing Scratch-n-Sniff Dreamcoat?
A Chorus Line - The First Rehearsal?
Rags II: RICHES!
"Love Life. Live." Michael Bennett
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mizzie
Featured Actor Joined: 9/30/04
#17re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels
Posted: 12/19/04 at 3:25pm
Idina!
Les Joyeurs
The Phantom of the Showstopper
Avenue P: Moving Up the Streets
Avenue R: Up and Down Again
Grease 2....oh wait....
Illinois
Checkers
Meow
Tubist on the Roof
Ken and Barbie: The Modern Doll
Hair 2:The Weave
Hairspray 2: You Can't Stop the Weave
Big Shop of Terror
My Not-So-Fair Lady
Updated On: 12/20/04 at 03:25 PM
bjivie2
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/13/04
#18re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels
Posted: 12/19/04 at 3:37pm
Rags II: RICHES!
Haha. Best one so far. I applaud you.
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#19re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels
Posted: 12/19/04 at 3:38pm
DOGS
STARLIGHT EXPRESSO
BLUESTIME
HIGH BUTTON JEWS!
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, NANCY REGAN
MEET ME IN THE COPY ROOM
THE MERRY WIDOWER
ON A CLEAR DAY YOU CAN SEE THE NAKED BOYS SINGING
CAN'T-CAN'T!
CAESAR SALAD DAYS
STOP THE WORLD I'M IN A BLUE STATE!
TWO GENTLEMAN OF QUEENS
LADY BE BAD
GENTLEMAN PREFER BOYS
GEORGE N!
FADE OUT-FADE OUT
BAR-NONE!
111 IN THE SHADE
Updated On: 12/19/04 at 03:38 PM
rockfenris2005
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#20re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels
Posted: 12/19/04 at 8:55pm
There already is a HAIR 2: Adventures of Claude in Rainbowland
What about Phantom of Manhattan? No one mentioned that
Who can explain it, who can tell you why?
Fools give you reasons, wise men never try
-South Pacific
#21re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels
Posted: 12/20/04 at 8:23am
Avenue Z
Dance of the Vampires II: their alive
When someone blunders, we say that he makes a misstep. Is it then not clear that all the ills of mankind, all the tragic misfortunes that fill our history books, all the political blunders, all the failures of the great leaders have arisen merely from a lack of skill in dancing. - Moliere
rockfenris2005
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#22re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels
Posted: 12/20/04 at 8:09pmNo sequel for Dance thanks. The vampires take over the world. What more do we need to see?
Who can explain it, who can tell you why?
Fools give you reasons, wise men never try
-South Pacific
jjdude2000
Broadway Star Joined: 12/1/04
#23re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels
Posted: 12/20/04 at 9:35pm
Cell phones are ringing (Bells are Ringing)
Les Joyeux
I know these are stupid but I just had to say them...
Grace: I just gave a quarter to a homeless man. I think it was Johnny Depp.
#24re: The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels
Posted: 12/20/04 at 9:38pm
WOMAN IN PINK
GUYS AND HAGS
FIDDLER ON THE SHED
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
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