The Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels

[paradox_error]

Posted: 12/18/04 at 10:24pm

This was inspired by Saturday Morning Theatre Jokes, posted by Judy_in_disguise.
Her list made me come up with my own list.
And here they are:

The Sound of Prozac

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Retirement Village

Atlantic Intermissions

The Toads

Sweeney Todd : Back in the Habit

Newark, Newark!

Hilarita (Evita, starring Hilary Clinton)

Merry-Go-Round (Carousel)

Teeter-Totter (Seesaw)

Kiss Me, Mate

Oklahomo!

South Pathetic

KMart Express (Starlight Express)

Naked Retirees Singing!

Sweet Cruelty

A Little Death Metal

Yes, Yes Yvette (well this one is real...)

Mame : The NRA Musical

Poppin

Fleas (Cats)

Mortgage (Rent)

Fiddling on the Roof

Any others?

[SallyBrown]

Posted: 12/18/04 at 10:24pm

ah ha I love the Mortgage one heh

[maybethistime]

Posted: 12/18/04 at 10:33pm

Chicago 2: New York
Annie Get Your Paintball Gun
Man of LaGuardia
Craparet
Cumelot
Hoe Boat
Avenue R
Gel (Hairspray)
Funny Spinster (Funny Girl/Lady)
Pooptown
Hitmen (Assassins)
Into the 'Hood
West Side Whore-y
Beauty and the Yetti
Blood Sisters
Gritty Gritty Bang Bang
Damn Mets
Oddsmell
Hedwig and the Angry Centimeter
Little Shop of Whores
Movin' In
Ten (Nine)
Seduceical, the Musical
Tell me on a Monday
Thong & Pants
An Unemplyment Line Updated On: 12/18/04 at 10:33 PM

[paradox_error]

Posted: 12/18/04 at 10:47pm

hahahaha
I love cumalot!!!
and wouldn't it be crap-away?

[maybethistime]

Posted: 12/18/04 at 10:56pm

YEA!! haha- crapaway is better!

[StickToPriest]

Posted: 12/18/04 at 10:59pm

Tuesday in the Dark with Morrie

[maybethistime]

Posted: 12/18/04 at 11:00pm

haha priest! what about
Liquid: Elphaba's Revenge

[chinkie azn jai]

Posted: 12/18/04 at 11:01pm

Hilarita (Evita, starring Hilary Clinton)

LMAO.

[StickToPriest]

Posted: 12/18/04 at 11:06pm

Eight Brides for Five Brothers

[maybethistime]

Posted: 12/18/04 at 11:10pm

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THESER ARE MAKING FUN OF:
Slut Bastards from Uranus
Anonymity
I Can Get It For You on EBay

AND INSTEAD OF Atlantic Intermissions, SHOULDNT IT BE: Atlantic Entr'Actes

[paradox_error]

Posted: 12/18/04 at 11:19pm

I actually wrote Atlantic Entr'Actes first...but thought Intermissions sounded better.

Anonymity is Company
I can get it for you on EBay is I can get it for you wholesale

[paradox_error]

Posted: 12/18/04 at 11:56pm

Reincarnations (Assassins)

The Loin King (a racy tale of two young cubs)

[bjivie2]

Posted: 12/18/04 at 11:58pm

Too bad the worst idea for a musical sequel was real: The Phantom of the Opera sequel. There have been some pretty awful ones though... Annie 2, Best Little Whorehouse 2, Nunsense (the entire series), etc.

[paradox_error]

Posted: 12/19/04 at 12:11am

Gritty Britty Gang Bang

[musicalfandukie]

Posted: 12/19/04 at 12:46am

Bring Back Birdie
Annie Warbucks
Funny Lady
Best Little Whorehouse Goes Public

oh wait..those did happen..lol sequals are not cut out for musical theatre

[Jwaa]

Posted: 12/19/04 at 9:15am

The Morning After (The wild party)

[OtherDaryl]

Posted: 12/19/04 at 11:39am

Joseph and the Amazing Scratch-n-Sniff Dreamcoat?
A Chorus Line - The First Rehearsal?
Rags II: RICHES!

[mizzie]

Posted: 12/19/04 at 3:25pm

Idina!

Les Joyeurs

The Phantom of the Showstopper

Avenue P: Moving Up the Streets

Avenue R: Up and Down Again

Grease 2....oh wait....

Illinois

Checkers

Meow

Tubist on the Roof

Ken and Barbie: The Modern Doll

Hair 2:The Weave

Hairspray 2: You Can't Stop the Weave

Big Shop of Terror

My Not-So-Fair Lady
Updated On: 12/20/04 at 03:25 PM

[bjivie2]

Posted: 12/19/04 at 3:37pm

Rags II: RICHES!

Haha. Best one so far. I applaud you.

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 12/19/04 at 3:38pm

DOGS
STARLIGHT EXPRESSO
BLUESTIME
HIGH BUTTON JEWS!
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, NANCY REGAN
MEET ME IN THE COPY ROOM
THE MERRY WIDOWER
ON A CLEAR DAY YOU CAN SEE THE NAKED BOYS SINGING
CAN'T-CAN'T!
CAESAR SALAD DAYS
STOP THE WORLD I'M IN A BLUE STATE!
TWO GENTLEMAN OF QUEENS
LADY BE BAD
GENTLEMAN PREFER BOYS
GEORGE N!
FADE OUT-FADE OUT
BAR-NONE!
111 IN THE SHADE Updated On: 12/19/04 at 03:38 PM

[rockfenris2005]

Posted: 12/19/04 at 8:55pm

There already is a HAIR 2: Adventures of Claude in Rainbowland

What about Phantom of Manhattan? No one mentioned that

[DancerGirl16]

Posted: 12/20/04 at 8:23am

Avenue Z
Dance of the Vampires II: their alive

[rockfenris2005]

Posted: 12/20/04 at 8:09pm

No sequel for Dance thanks. The vampires take over the world. What more do we need to see?

[jjdude2000]

Posted: 12/20/04 at 9:35pm

Cell phones are ringing (Bells are Ringing)
Les Joyeux

I know these are stupid but I just had to say them...

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 12/20/04 at 9:38pm

WOMAN IN PINK
GUYS AND HAGS
FIDDLER ON THE SHED