I saw DEEP THROAT in Copenhagen (I kid you not), and I was a stupid barely-legal tourist who didn't know that the cheapest seats in Danish theater, like many in Europe, are in the front, not back. I had planned to hide in the last row, but had to sit front n'center, amid a small bevy of Great Danes, all wearing damp rain slickers (!). Afterward, I went to Tivoli and had sausage and beer.
"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling