#151
Posted: 7/6/06 at 5:18pm
The naked prebescent orange glowing in absentia decided against going to Iceland Amazon by the ocean which fondled with twenty different rabbits who disestabled an apricot that was found by every woman born that decade and was eaten by alligators wearing prada pajamas that were purple and smelly like you’re a** which is strangely dirty despite large checks that fell silky because they are made with saucy fabric from Istanbul which resembled the coat of many Josephs that was always used during Christmas bells except someone would scream “murder” when Charo danced and sang "coochie-coochie!" although never admitting she boinked a piece of magic apple flavored pie that could impregnate every ostrich that ever wrote a musical about cows and lemondrops because porcupines never mambo unless they martinis which make peanut butter sandwiches that taste slightly stale since Gavin McLeod took Prozac on gav's best. . .
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I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.