The next big thing: BIKINI JEANS!! — Page 2

#26

the fenchurch mpd collective hates skinny jeans because it can't wear them

Posted: 4/30/08 at 1:34pm

This girl is beautiful, and would look great in Bikini Jeans

#27

the fenchurch mpd collective hates skinny jeans because it can't wear them

Posted: 4/30/08 at 1:36pm

I always thought opinions were like assholes -- but, if not everybody has an ass, then it stands to reason not everyone has an asshole, thus nullifying the analogy.

#28

the fenchurch mpd collective hates skinny jeans because it can't wear them

Posted: 4/30/08 at 1:39pm

who doesn't have a butt?

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#29

the fenchurch mpd collective hates skinny jeans because it can't wear them

Posted: 4/30/08 at 1:40pm

Gumby

#30

the fenchurch mpd collective hates skinny jeans because it can't wear them

Posted: 4/30/08 at 1:43pm

oh that's right.

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#31

the fenchurch mpd collective hates skinny jeans because it can't wear them

Posted: 4/30/08 at 1:44pm

right

#32

the fenchurch mpd collective hates skinny jeans because it can't wear them

Posted: 4/30/08 at 1:44pm

don't forget sock puppets.

#33

the fenchurch mpd collective hates skinny jeans because it can't wear them

Posted: 4/30/08 at 1:46pm

Our drum major had the most missing butt ever.

#34

the fenchurch mpd collective hates skinny jeans because it can't wear them

Posted: 4/30/08 at 1:47pm

was he imaginary?

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pray to st. jude

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#35

the fenchurch mpd collective hates skinny jeans because it can't wear them

Posted: 4/30/08 at 1:47pm

Paris Hilton doesn't really have a butt.

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#36

the fenchurch mpd collective hates skinny jeans because it can't wear them

Posted: 4/30/08 at 1:48pm

He was a French horn player.

Same difference.

#37

the fenchurch mpd collective hates skinny jeans because it can't wear them

Posted: 4/30/08 at 1:53pm

Who gives a fcuk about Paris Hilton?

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#38

the fenchurch mpd collective hates skinny jeans because it can't wear them

Posted: 4/30/08 at 1:55pm

no one. at all.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#39

the fenchurch mpd collective hates skinny jeans because it can't wear them

Posted: 4/30/08 at 2:00pm

SOMMS--would it considered a leather faux pas to wear a dance belt with your assless chaps rather than a jockstrap or a codpiece?

I'm asking for a friend, of course, not for myself.

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#40

the fenchurch mpd collective hates skinny jeans because it can't wear them

Posted: 4/30/08 at 2:01pm

Exactly, so why are you even mentioning her???

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#41

the fenchurch mpd collective hates skinny jeans because it can't wear them

Posted: 4/30/08 at 2:03pm

Not for an evening at the ballet, Peej.

#42

the fenchurch mpd collective hates skinny jeans because it can't wear them

Posted: 4/30/08 at 2:03pm

Are assless chaps like regular pants to the assless?

#43

the fenchurch mpd collective hates skinny jeans because it can't wear them

Posted: 4/30/08 at 2:10pm

I think the question is can people with chapped asses wear assless chaps?

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#44

the fenchurch mpd collective hates skinny jeans because it can't wear them

Posted: 4/30/08 at 2:13pm

only if they are wearing chaps cologne and using (a) chapstick.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#45

the fenchurch mpd collective hates skinny jeans because it can't wear them

Posted: 4/30/08 at 2:14pm

Good answer, old chap.

#46

the fenchurch mpd collective hates skinny jeans because it can't wear them

Posted: 4/30/08 at 2:27pm

I'll put up with anything if it means skinny jeans go away.

I'll agree that there are very few things worse than skinny jeans (I've always found them repulsive), but these denim panty-pants or whatever they are would be one of those things.

Skinny jeans = Leggings with pockets

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