Broadway Legend Joined: 4/24/08

This girl is beautiful, and would look great in Bikini Jeans
I always thought opinions were like assholes -- but, if not everybody has an ass, then it stands to reason not everyone has an asshole, thus nullifying the analogy.
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/1/08
who doesn't have a butt?
Gumby
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/1/08
oh that's right.
right
don't forget sock puppets.
Our drum major had the most missing butt ever.
was he imaginary?
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/1/08
Paris Hilton doesn't really have a butt.
He was a French horn player.
Same difference.
Who gives a fcuk about Paris Hilton?
no one. at all.
SOMMS--would it considered a leather faux pas to wear a dance belt with your assless chaps rather than a jockstrap or a codpiece?
I'm asking for a friend, of course, not for myself.
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/1/08
Exactly, so why are you even mentioning her???
Not for an evening at the ballet, Peej.
Are assless chaps like regular pants to the assless?
I think the question is can people with chapped asses wear assless chaps?
only if they are wearing chaps cologne and using (a) chapstick.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/24/08
Good answer, old chap.
I'll put up with anything if it means skinny jeans go away.
I'll agree that there are very few things worse than skinny jeans (I've always found them repulsive), but these denim panty-pants or whatever they are would be one of those things.
Skinny jeans = Leggings with pockets
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