#251
Posted: 9/18/04 at 1:24am
The what now?
Real men are tenors.
The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thread. — Page 11
#252
Posted: 9/18/04 at 1:28am
I believe she said 'France rocks my socks'.
Although FreeTranslation says it means 'France tips my socks'.
Although FreeTranslation says it means 'France tips my socks'.
#253
Posted: 9/18/04 at 12:56pm
Yes, France rocks my socks, thank you. And Gov'na, you shouldn't be using Free Translation. Garcon tres mauvais!
By the way, Gov'na, are you a pimp/ho (I know you're a guy, but whateva) yet? Never too young to start.
By the way, Gov'na, are you a pimp/ho (I know you're a guy, but whateva) yet? Never too young to start.
#254
Posted: 9/18/04 at 1:44pm
Stop encoraging our homies to be pimps!
Real men are tenors.
#255
Posted: 9/18/04 at 1:48pm
Why not! It makes good money, and the Gov'na is at the age where there is never too much to buy!
#256
Posted: 9/18/04 at 1:49pm
I guess he could be a pimp in my gang. I'll have to talk to my boss, though.
Real men are tenors.
#257
Posted: 9/18/04 at 2:21pm
*dresses the govna' up in leopard print and platform shoes" Awww! He looks so cute! Who wouldn't want to be his ho?
Thou giveth fever.
#258
Posted: 9/18/04 at 2:28pm
Wait, you forgot the maroon crushed velvet hat and the gold cane with the snake wrappped around it!
#259
Posted: 9/18/04 at 2:36pm
*Adds final touches* He would be the cutest pimp ever! He wouldn't even have to sell sex to make money. They would just give him money because he is precious. 
Thou giveth fever.
#260
Posted: 9/18/04 at 2:53pm
I think I'll give him some money right now. *hands the Gov $100* Now, young man, don't spend it all in one place.
#261
Posted: 9/18/04 at 3:43pm
I don't think you have to worry, Delphie, Monkey seems pretty cheap...
#262
Posted: 9/18/04 at 3:44pm
You guys are insane. But.....
You have now been placed in the LXP- the League of Extraordinary Pimps. Welcome! A couple rules-
1. Whatever you write "LXP" on officially becomes yours. (This works best with people.)
2. You'll need to recruit an official ho- this ho may be male or female. You can begin to accumlate different ho's afterward.
3. Pimp wear must be worn at all times.
4. The cane cannot be used to hit Delphine, Lea, or I. We'll team together and kick ass in stilettos.
That's about it! So, what are your thoughts?
You have now been placed in the LXP- the League of Extraordinary Pimps. Welcome! A couple rules-
1. Whatever you write "LXP" on officially becomes yours. (This works best with people.)
2. You'll need to recruit an official ho- this ho may be male or female. You can begin to accumlate different ho's afterward.
3. Pimp wear must be worn at all times.
4. The cane cannot be used to hit Delphine, Lea, or I. We'll team together and kick ass in stilettos.
That's about it! So, what are your thoughts?
Real men are tenors.
Updated On: 9/18/04 at 03:44 PM
#263
Posted: 9/18/04 at 3:51pm
o god i just saw this and i'm so confused. lol. hey guys!!
"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions."
~The one and only John Lennon
#264
Posted: 9/18/04 at 3:51pm
what are you talking about?
#265
Posted: 9/18/04 at 3:54pm
Ponine or Liam, do either of you want to join the LXP? It makes good money...
#266
Posted: 9/18/04 at 4:00pm
LXP? what the heck?
sorry hunni.
sorry hunni.
"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions."
~The one and only John Lennon
#267
Posted: 9/18/04 at 6:08pm
Now wait just a tick tock, what the heck are you people talkinh about???
Because it sounds like something I would want to be in----or something that goes completely against the Fish & Monkey Virgin Club.
Because it sounds like something I would want to be in----or something that goes completely against the Fish & Monkey Virgin Club.
#268
Posted: 9/18/04 at 8:42pm
We're talking about a gang that some of my homies started. Want in?
EDIT: BTW, Fish, we don't actually "do" anything. We just get people to give us money.
EDIT: BTW, Fish, we don't actually "do" anything. We just get people to give us money.
Real men are tenors.
Updated On: 9/18/04 at 08:42 PM
#269
Posted: 9/18/04 at 9:13pm
I actually wear stillettos all the time. I really must be a pimp. Hooray! I can finally join a club for fellow pimps.
Thou giveth fever.
#270
Posted: 9/18/04 at 9:13pm
WHOO-HOO!
Real men are tenors.
#271
Posted: 9/18/04 at 9:16pm
There was a time when I enlisted two of my male friends as my hoes but they quit because I was difficult to work with. 
I'm into anything where people give me money. More money to buy more stillettos with.
I'm into anything where people give me money. More money to buy more stillettos with.
Thou giveth fever.
#272
Posted: 9/18/04 at 9:18pm
I'm a Masta Ho.
Real men are tenors.
#273
Posted: 9/18/04 at 9:19pm
Where is Guido? Maybe he will be my ho.
Thou giveth fever.
#274
Posted: 9/18/04 at 9:19pm
you can apply for a bitch.
"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions."
~The one and only John Lennon
#275
Posted: 9/18/04 at 9:19pm
Oh, this could be fun.
Real men are tenors.
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